Log in

No account? Create an account
FOREIGN PARENTS' Journal [entries|friends|calendar]

[ website | mod's journal. ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[23 Dec 2003|02:47pm]

[ mood | blegh ]

my mom offers everyone food.
my dad sits by and eyes the people she's offering food to with very squinty evil looking eyes.

1 comment|post comment

[22 Dec 2003|09:00am]

sometimes, my mom will have a lot of money and i'll ask where it came from. and she tells me it came from her sugar daddy. and she has a thick vietnamese accent.

god i love her.
1 comment|post comment

[18 Dec 2003|03:42pm]

[ mood | blah ]

my mom wants me to be a pharmacist.

2 comments|post comment

in my house [16 Dec 2003|03:50pm]

[ mood | the truth ]

mum: crazy korean lady who dosnt know not to point at strangers, doesnt know how to drive and thinks that you have to scream in order to be able to hear what she's saying.

dad: asshole who thinks if im not studying all the time, i am going to be a bum.

any one live near anaheim hills?

post comment

[14 Dec 2003|09:58am]

[ mood | disgusted ]

this may not have to do with my mom, but the house in front of us was painted bright green. my mom thinks it's because they're hispanic. good thing we're movin in three weeks.

4 comments|post comment

[13 Dec 2003|11:38pm]

gredma homicidaltrends came over, and my mom was talking to her.

gredma didn't understand a word my mother said.

not a single word.

and my mom say "grocery store" like "goat-cheese" store.

up until i was 14, i thought she was going to the goat-cheese store.
4 comments|post comment

<3 [11 Dec 2003|07:35pm]

this doesn't make sense in so many ways.
but my dad is persian, and i will flaunt it....Collapse )
2 comments|post comment

[11 Dec 2003|05:33pm]

one time i forgot I was korean.

it was weird
1 comment|post comment


[ mood | MINORITY-LIKE ]

..come to school as usual in the morn; meet @ the flagpole..

Latinos accross CA have been asked to join together this Friday in an act of protest against the lisence bill that would deprive "illegal" immigrants from receiving lisences &the taking away of free clinics from Latino communities &the recent massive deportations.

Latinos, minorities, &supporters alike are all being urged not to buy anything, go to work or attend school this Friday. Please help el movimiento!

¡E-MAIL! gredma@hellokitty.com

¡AIM! gredma eats tofu

anniecannon_fodder_ can answer questions too.
also contact Eliascallxforxblood

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT! ¡Se lo agradecemos!

If you speak Spanish, read this article from La Opinion. If you want a translation, e-mail me at my e-mail above.

click for article

1 comment|post comment

[09 Dec 2003|07:15pm]

my mom is watching family feud and yelling out answers in korean.
post comment

classic dialogue [09 Dec 2003|01:21am]

classic dialogue when talking to dear ole mom:

Mother:Git dee ting! (Get the thing)
Me: What THING?
post comment

i have an ugly asian name. [08 Dec 2003|09:57pm]

im new. my name is zoe. i changed it becuase i was bor with a rediculously unpronacable name. ("aiza") (eye-za) my mom is from the Philippines and my dad is canadian. My dad says "abOOT" instead of "aBOUT" and my mom is a 4'11 with a very stong asian accent. she makes weird things for dinner and yells at me in filippino and expects me to understand everything especially when shes telling me that im a failure. sometimes i laugh at how the words sound becuase somtimes the words sound incredibly rediculos. example: butu (spelling?) means penis. we have this rule at our house that we have to take off our shoes at the door. my mom sometimes talks in broken english and she calls pizza "peacha". my mom wants me to eat with my hands. im not asian enough to hang out with to eat with my hand. the end.
post comment

[08 Dec 2003|06:26pm]

heh heh, my dad says "pompers" instead of "pampers",
and "ponk rock" instead of "punk rock".
2 comments|post comment

New new new. [08 Dec 2003|05:57pm]

[ mood | foreign! ]

Hello, I'm new to this community. Please don't shun me because only one of my parents is foreign. My dad's from Lebanon. Apparently, he has an accent. Having grown up with him, I can't really hear it in his voice. Umm . . . Lebanese food is the shiznit. I blame my hairiness on being half-Lebanese. The end.

2 comments|post comment

[08 Dec 2003|06:38pm]

[ mood | curious ]

&clickCollapse )


my mom is iranian,i can speak farsi fluently & take it for granted & even though im not a muslim i still go through every bit of the culture & am coming to las vegas probably at noorooz.at times it can suck having to respect & remember everything,especially when you're in a different country & recently some guys thought the iranians were doing all the terrorism & i was getting crap from them but you gotta stand up & be proud.enough shit.xo.


6 comments|post comment

meh [08 Dec 2003|12:15am]
[ mood | cynical ]

Annie said I could join because my mom is fucking a foreigner...
yeah, my step dad is Egyptian.
once, I talked to him on the phone at 2 am and hung up on him because I couldn't understand him and it made me mad.

he spells stupid wrong and doesn't know what the word sarcastic means. good thing the good old USA won't let him in!

2 comments|post comment

oh dear [08 Dec 2003|12:52am]

[ mood | HA ]


hmm...my dad cussed at me in english once while we were having this huuuuuggeee argument. i stopped yelling and couldn't stop laughing. he got even more pissed.
i survived only because i had the door keeping him on the other side.

yes...we were arguing through the door. i was doing homework or a project at the time...i think.

5 comments|post comment

it's alarming how charming i feel! [07 Dec 2003|09:54pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

this community needs a prettier layout. any ideas?

the one up now is a little creepy.

♥ ½ your modz, annie.

3 comments|post comment

Mexico [07 Dec 2003|09:11pm]

[ mood | bored ]

Whoa man this community is awesome!
My dad is soooo Mexican it hurts!
For all of you who know me you've probably met him.
He mispronounces words all the time and walks around the house in his boxers and is always shirtless when he is out of the house.

Visual AidCollapse )

4 comments|post comment

[ viewing | 20 entries back ]
[ go | earlier/later ]