November 27th, 2004

Sharkie

traje de bano -o- caballo?

so margarita brings grandma down for breakfast (margarita is part cleaning lady/ care taker for us...grandma's blind and somewhat senile) this morning and asks her if she wants toast and coffee..and grandma says i only want coffee (all in spanish of course) because she's putting on weight and needs to keep her slim figure or else my father wont love her anymore.....what?!? and then my father goes onto to say, yes grandma i want you coming down to breakfast in your bathing suit...and grandma miss hears this and thinks he says he wants her riding in on a horse (they kind of sound the same in spanish..kind of) so we clarify that its not a horse, but her bathing suit..and we all laugh.