i went to dinner with the asian half of my family last night. i was the only white one, so i said to my sister "If they try to give me a fork because I'm white, I'll fucking shank the waiter". So I go, and they give me chopsticks. I look at my sister and smile and say "They didn't give me a fork". So my mom overhears and goes "YOU WANT A FORK??" and starts digging through the restaraunts drawers to find me a fork. And I said "Thanks, Mom" and ate with chopsticks.