September 30th, 2005

Dummy

I LIVE, IN A BARN

SIX THIRTY IN THE SATAN-SPAWNED MORNING!
ON A MONDAY!
LUCIFER ENGULF THE BLOODY WORKERS IN MY FATHER'S OFFICE.
SEVEN O'CLOCK ON A WEEKDAY!
SONS OF BITCHES, GO GET BENT AND DIE A SLOW, COLD DEATH!
Well, it could be worse.
I could be a shattered, broken husk of a man.
Like Daniel.

Sincerely,
Ol' Chap Grumps.
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Dummy

Weird foreign words

The following is collection of weird and/or cool phrases I have compiled over the years, don't ask where I got them because languages are my thing and anyone I meet who speaks a different one than I do, I extract a phrase from.
So sit back and prepare to be engulfed in a tide of supreme idiocy.
For those of you familiar with my poems, you'll recognize a lot of this.
Igoliad-the dark place(indian).
Imaldorice-dying light(indian).
Vash Taravi-my beloved(indian).
Halfday Mahi Morde-The week of dead fish(persian).
Fedal Choriad-fealty to the dark choir(ancient latin).
Haddath-what the hell?(ancient arabic).
Reorganization of core assets-layoff's a comin'(manager-ese).
Igriad-city of fire(indian).
Foruces-no crap(sarcastic, persian).
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