John (coidzor) wrote in tellitslant_,

The Long Anticipated Flagship Tell It Slantly snippet. I call it "The Jesus Poo" but it's untitled.

A man gets up. The man goes to take a crap. He tries to flush the toilet but he hears a voice. A deep thundering voice that commands him not to flush. He looks down and it's Jesus' face on a turd.
"What!" says the man
"It is I your lord and savior" said the turd "I have come back for your souls"
"But Lord, why are you on a turd?"
"Because the world is full of shit and I am the essence of the world."

By Anthony Taylor
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