The Long Anticipated Flagship Tell It Slantly snippet. I call it "The Jesus Poo" but it's untitled.
A man gets up. The man goes to take a crap. He tries to flush the toilet but he hears a voice. A deep thundering voice that commands him not to flush. He looks down and it's Jesus' face on a turd. "What!" says the man "It is I your lord and savior" said the turd "I have come back for your souls" "But Lord, why are you on a turd?" "Because the world is full of shit and I am the essence of the world."