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It'll be just like in the movies.

Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Citizen Kane
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Our rating system:
1/10: "We should have shotguns for this kind of deal."
2/10: "Pretty fucking far from okay."
3/10: "I like 'tulip'. 'Tulip' is much better than 'mongoloid'."
4/10: "I think I've broken a rib."
5/10: "You probably went over a bump or something."
6/10: "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet."
7/10: "I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good."
8/10: "This is some serious gourmet shit!"
9/10: "That was fucking trippy."
10/10: "If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack."