Under Water

Dear Harry,

I miss you so much! It's so lonely here without you and it hurts to see you hurt so badly.

I miss your laughter and your kisses and that wicked thing you did with your tongue on my... eh, you know. ;)

I know you miss me too. I feel it. But Harry, never doubt that we will see each other again. If I can send you notes from here, I will also find a way to mail myself outta here one day. Or you'll come and get me - you're amazing like that.

Until then, think of that first night we spent together, on a cozy blanket, on the Quidditch field, under the stars.

Forever yours,
Cedric
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Hermione!

DON'T YOU DARE ASKING FOR A SWEATER WHEN YOU ARE TOYING WITH HARRY'S AFFECTIONS! THE POOR BOY HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH!

Molly Weasley

PS: I would have sent a Howler, but I did not want to embarrass poor Harry even more.
C:\I don't give a crap

Dear twisted muggle fans..

I'm in love with Ginny, and most assuridly dislike(or hate) both Snape, and the Malfoy's. I vehemently deny any sexual relations with Draco. Admittedly, I do love the ferret face Draco makes when he smiles, but that does not make me Slash-bait!

Signed
Harry.

P.s. If I were with Draco, I'd definately be the top, his penis is way to big for me to be on bottom..oh..wait..I'm not...
hannigram

Dear Muggle Fangirls,

Stay away from my husband. I mean it. I don't wish to have to send Bellatrix after you: getting her back into her cage is ever so tiresome. It's like wrestling with a rabid wolverine.

Sincerely,

Narcissa Malfoy

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Dear Squeeing Fan Girls

I am not sexy. I am not handsome, I am not gay, I am not married to that silly twit know-it-all Miss Granger, nor am I secretely shagging Lucius, your Mary Sue, your original character, or god and heaven forbid, HARRY POTTER. I am a greasy, hook-nosed, sarcastic POTIONS MASTER.

There is no yay. No squee. Just me. Potions Master!

No love,

Severus Snape

Say it with me now: Potions. Master.



Dear potions Master Severus Snape,

Yay! Squee! We love you!

Love, nyxalinth and harleen and many, many others.