Dear Harry,
I miss you so much! It's so lonely here without you and it hurts to see you hurt so badly.

I miss your laughter and your kisses and that wicked thing you did with your tongue on my... eh, you know. ;)

I know you miss me too. I feel it. But Harry, never doubt that we will see each other again. If I can send you notes from here, I will also find a way to mail myself outta here one day. Or you'll come and get me - you're amazing like that.

Until then, think of that first night we spent together, on a cozy blanket, on the Quidditch field, under the stars.

Forever yours,
Cedric

Current Mood: silly

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Wotcher Wolfie,

But I can grow my own penis!

Love,
Tonks.

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Tonks,

I said no and I mean no.

Best regards,
Remus

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Hermione!

DON'T YOU DARE ASKING FOR A SWEATER WHEN YOU ARE TOYING WITH HARRY'S AFFECTIONS! THE POOR BOY HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH!

Molly Weasley

PS: I would have sent a Howler, but I did not want to embarrass poor Harry even more.

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Dear Molly,

Where is my sweater?!?

Love,
Hermione
(you know, Ron's other friend that doesn't have a stupid facial scar)

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Dear world
I like being mean. It's fun, and while I may not be ready to kill a weak old man, I'm definitely ready to kill Potty or the Weasel. Also, Pansy is not a stupid slut that is best replaced by that Mudblood Granger. She's a pureblood from a good family, and even if I didn't like her? I'm more likely to date a blood traitor like the Weasley than a filthy Mudblood.

Sincerely, D. Malfoy

P.S. I do not share women with Crabbe & Goyle. That's disgusting.

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Dear twisted muggle fans..
I'm in love with Ginny, and most assuridly dislike(or hate) both Snape, and the Malfoy's. I vehemently deny any sexual relations with Draco. Admittedly, I do love the ferret face Draco makes when he smiles, but that does not make me Slash-bait!

Signed
Harry.

P.s. If I were with Draco, I'd definately be the top, his penis is way to big for me to be on bottom..oh..wait..I'm not...

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Dear Scarhead,
Same place, same time? And this time, bring the lube that does *not* come in every flavour. Earwax is hardly erotic.

Love,

Ferret-Face

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Dear Muggle Fangirls,
Stay away from my husband. I mean it. I don't wish to have to send Bellatrix after you: getting her back into her cage is ever so tiresome. It's like wrestling with a rabid wolverine.

Sincerely,

Narcissa Malfoy

X-Posted on many places

Current Mood: bitchy

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Dear Ron,

after recent events concerning snogging, i am eloping with Cho Chang.
sorry, Won-Won!


Hermione.

P.S. her broom vibrates!

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Dear Squeeing Fan Girls
I am not sexy. I am not handsome, I am not gay, I am not married to that silly twit know-it-all Miss Granger, nor am I secretely shagging Lucius, your Mary Sue, your original character, or god and heaven forbid, HARRY POTTER. I am a greasy, hook-nosed, sarcastic POTIONS MASTER.

There is no yay. No squee. Just me. Potions Master!

No love,

Severus Snape

Say it with me now: Potions. Master.



Dear potions Master Severus Snape,

Yay! Squee! We love you!

Love, nyxalinth and harleen and many, many others.

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Alicia,

Bringing Cho to our after-practice meeting. Tell Katie to bring her wand. And I don't mean the one from Ollivander's.

- Angelina

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Dear Harry,

I favor you over all my sons. But you knew that already.

Let me adopt you,
Molly Weasley

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Harry Potter,
I will kill you

Hope you're well,
Voldemort

P.S.
Nice scar, where'd you get it?

Current Mood: amused

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Dear Albus,

Hate you.
Hate Hogwarts.
Taking the basilisk.

Tom Riddle

PS - The Gryffyndor's are a bunch of pompous twits, the Ravenclaws are snobby know-it-alls and the Hufflepuffs are bo-ring.

Current Mood: mean

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