Tags: pairing: heechul/henry

Three Unemployed Musicians and an Equal Opportunity Sex God

Title: Three Unemployed Musicians and an Equal Opportunity Sex God (or: Why SM’s Project Groups Never Work Out)
Rating: nc-17
Word Count: 1600
Summary: Heechul decides that there are quite a lot of things a bunch of underworked musicians could do in their spare time. Shockingly, his first idea isn't actually to have lots of sex. (Heechul/Jungmo, Heechul/Zhou Mi, Heechul/Henry)

It starts like every other absolutely terrible idea Heechul has ever had: he’s drunk, Jungmo is breathing, Zhou Mi has, yet again, been shopping for outrageously expensive (yet hideously ugly) footwear, and Henry hasn’t taken a shower in at least three days.
EHB

Holding You (is the only thing i can do to keep you from breaking)

Title: Holding You (is the only thing i can do to keep you from breaking)
Pairing: Heery, Changry, Homin, Hanchul
Summary: You’re broken and I see that so all I can do is hold you to keep you from shattering into a million pieces. Wait for me, I’ll fix you.
Rating: PG
Warning: Angst, slightly insane Heechul
Notes: This is a follow up to Loving You (is the hardest thing i've ever done) which is from Yunho's point of view. This is in Heechul's point of view :) Hope it's okay!


you're mine, all mine, forever and ever and baby, i will never let anyone stand in our way.
army of donghae

The Story That Has No Name Yet (Part/Chapter/Installment/Episode 4)

Title: The Story That Has No Name Yet (Part/Chapter/Installment/Episode 4)
Pairings:girl!KanginxLeeteuk,MysteryxZhouMixgirl!rock,HeechulxHenry,HenryxMaplesyrup,girl!SiwonxKyuhyun,mystery!YesungxRyeowook,EunhyukxSungmin,DonghaexHangeng,KibumxKibumxKibum,MinhoxNichkhun
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: mpreg, incest (tripletcest), mindless fuckery, genderswich, statutory rape, prostitution, crossdressing, this story will come in random installments and maybe have a plot
Genre: AU, crack, werewolf, vampire, highschool, satan\angel, crime, mafia, so much crack, Harry Potter crossover
Summary: Every single genre of fanfiction ever written thrown into one story…in which Kangin is a woman and Leeteuk is gay, Henry loves maple syrup a little too much to be normal, Kibum is a vampire, Minho is a horrible guardian angel, Kyuhyun fights for animal rights, Siwon is a werewolf, and Sungmin goes to Hogwarts. Oh, and Ryeowook is a fish. And somehow a plot was born.

Heechul looked between the two. “You’re both wearing less clothes than I am, doesn’t anyone see that something is WRONG here?”
army of donghae

The Story That Has No Name Yet (Part/Chapter/Installment/Episode 3)

Title: The Story That Has No Name Yet (Part/Chapter/Installment/Episode 3)
Pairings:girl!KanginxLeeteuk,MysteryxZhouMixgirl!rock,HeechulxHenry,HenryxMaplesyrup,girl!SiwonxKyuhyun,mystery!YesungxRyeowook,EunhyukxSungmin,DonghaexHangeng,KibumxKibumxKibum,Minho x Nichkhun
Rating: R (but mostly because of the mentionings of things)
Warnings: mpreg, incest (tripletcest), mindless fuckery, genderswich, statutory rape, prostitution, crossdressing, this story will come in random installments and maybe have a plot
Genre: AU, crack, werewolf, vampire, highschool, satan\angel, crime, mafia, so much crack, Harry Potter crossover
Summary: Every single genre of fanfiction ever written thrown into one story…in which Kangin is a woman and Leeteuk is gay, Henry loves maple syrup a little too much to be normal, Kibum is a vampire, Minho is a horrible guardian angel, Kyuhyun fights for animal rights, Siwon is a werewolf, and Sungmin goes to Hogwarts. Oh, and Ryeowook is a fish. And somehow a plot was born.

“Three of them. I own them. I’m kind of like a pimp and they’re my hoes/bitches/friends.” Heechul drawled as the car pulled to a stop. “Except that I don’t make them pay for sexual favors.” He winked before opening the door and slipping out, leaving a thunderstruck Henry behind.
army of donghae

HenBum and Crack

Title: Smiles are a form of Escapism
Pairing: HenBum
Rating: PG
Genre: comfort, fluff
Summary: Kibum needs to escape and Henry conveniently has an empty bunk in his dorm room.

Henry isn’t the subtle type.

Title: The Story That Has No Name Yet (Part/Chapter/Installment/Episode 2)
Pairings:girl!KanginxLeeteuk,MysteryxZhouMixgirl!rock,HeechulxHenry,HenryxMaplesyrup,girl!SiwonxKyuhyun,mystery!YesungxRyeowook,EunhyukxSungmin,DonghaexHangeng, KibumxKibumxKibum,Minho x Nichkhun
Rating: R (but mostly because of the mentionings of things)
Warnings: mpreg, incest (tripletcest), mindless fuckery, genderswich, statutory rape, prostitution, crossdressing, this story will come in random installments and maybe have a plot
Genre: AU, crack, werewolf, vampire, highschool, satan\angel, crime, mafia, so much crack, Harry Potter crossover
Summary: Every single genre of fanfiction ever written thrown into one story…in which Kangin is a woman and Leeteuk is gay, Henry loves maple syrup a little too much to be normal, Kibum is a vampire, Minho is a horrible guardian angel, Kyuhyun fights for animal rights, Siwon is a werewolf, and Sungmin goes to Hogwarts. Oh, and Ryeowook is a fish. And somehow a plot was born.

Hangeng didn’t know much about the culture of Korea but he was fairly certain that the young generation was not meant to be standing on street corners in thin, practically see-through outfits.

In China, that was usually a sign of prostitution.

But this was Korea, so it was obviously different than in China.
army of donghae

The Story That Has No Name Yet (Part/Chapter/Installment/Episode 1)

Title: The Story That Has No Name Yet
Pairings:girl!KanginxLeeteuk,MysteryxZhouMixgirl!rock,MinhoxNichkhun,Kibum(Suju)xKibum(Shinee)xKibum(U-KISS),girl!SiwonxKyuhyun,HangengxDonghae,Mystery!YesungxRyeowook,HenryxMaple Syrup,HenryxHeechul,EunhyukxSungmin
Rating: R (but mostly because of the mentionings of things)
Warnings: mpreg, incest (tripletcest?), mindless fuckery, genderswich, statutory rape, prostitution, crossdressing, this story will come in random installments and maybe have a plot
Genre: AU, crack, werewolf, vampire, highschool, satan\angel, crime, mafia, so much crack, Harry Potter crossover
Summary: Every single genre of fanfiction ever written thrown into one story…in which Kangin is a woman and Leeteuk is gay, Henry loves maple syrup a little too much to be normal, Kibum is a vampire, Minho is a horrible guardian angel, Kyuhyun fights for animal rights, Siwon is a werewolf, and Sungmin goes to Hogwarts. Oh, and Ryeowook is a fish. And somehow a plot was born...ish...

There were a lot of things that Nichkhun really didn’t enjoy.

Destroying hopes and dreams was one. Spreading evil was another. Being an all-around douchewaffle was the third.

Unfortunately, all of these things were required when one was Satan.