Title: It's Hard Out There For a Pimp
Fandom: Super Junior/DongBangShinKi
Word Count: 1696
Summary: Poor Yoochun is a victim of not-so-innocent Donghae. He decides he's had enough.
Genre: humor, crack, smut
A/N: HAPPY BRIDAY. like a week ago XD but yeah! birthday fic! Sorry it took so long bri. I also know that i said it may or may not get up within this week (leaning to the may not side) but. well. i promised, didnt i? :3 ♥ I have so much to update on, you guys, and im a little alkdjf right now. also, expect a post formally announcing a short hiatus and/or the postponement of DBPK (only by a week). Seriously, im up to my neck in stuff and im kind of dying at the moment. I'm working on it, but a girl has got to sleep. anyways, heres the HAECHUN (wtf bri random~~ but thats why i love you) so enjoy. first time writing DBSK. weird (that i havent written them before, i mean). yay for crossovers!
SPECIALLY WRITTEN FOR AND DEDICATED TO THE AWESOMELY AWESOME THAT IS loveslipped because cowives stick together. love ya babe ♥ ;D
Donghae has been molested by a lot of people, but no one molests him quite like Yoochun.