Tags: pairing: heechul/zhoumi

Three Unemployed Musicians and an Equal Opportunity Sex God

Title: Three Unemployed Musicians and an Equal Opportunity Sex God (or: Why SM’s Project Groups Never Work Out)
Rating: nc-17
Word Count: 1600
Summary: Heechul decides that there are quite a lot of things a bunch of underworked musicians could do in their spare time. Shockingly, his first idea isn't actually to have lots of sex. (Heechul/Jungmo, Heechul/Zhou Mi, Heechul/Henry)

It starts like every other absolutely terrible idea Heechul has ever had: he’s drunk, Jungmo is breathing, Zhou Mi has, yet again, been shopping for outrageously expensive (yet hideously ugly) footwear, and Henry hasn’t taken a shower in at least three days.
{stock} 梅花
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Six little fics

Six short fics:

any excuse will do
Zhou Mi/Sungmin, PG, spontaneous date in an airport

cunning
Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun, PG, you can't spell Slytherin without 'sly'

holiday from reality
Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun, PG, (AU) on a Vietnamese holiday

if you'll pretend you love me
Zhou Mi/Heechul, PG, I'll pretend you're the one I love

the opposite of fairy tales
Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun, PG, if Cinderella had stayed home from the ball of her dreams

it's never you (i could forget)
Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun, PG, whose little green-eyed monster is this?
Zhoumi

Confectionery Diva

Title: Confectionery Diva
Pairing: Heechul/Zhoumi, ninja! Hangeng/Kyuhyun
Genre: AU!, Romance/Crack/Slight! Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Even in my dreams, they own me.
Summary: When a diva woos another using sweets and the like.
A/N: Based on the most random combination of prompts: Fragile, Cake, Tragedy and Cute. Combined with Heechul and Zhoumi, it created this monstrosity. I blame blue_mori for this /points finger

"Just how did you that's what happened before we got here?"
{stock} 梅花

[fic] Creative Truthtelling and Amateur Cockblocking, PG, Qmi

For liederkreis, for help_japan. ♥

Creative Truthtelling and Amateur Cockblocking
Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi (also everyone/Zhou Mi, Heechul/Zhou Mi), bandfic, PG, 11,435 words
As a gamer, Kyuhyun is a master of strategy, which comes in handy as he sets out to keep others from encroaching on his territory. Wherein Kyuhyun is sneaky and underhanded, everyone loves Zhou Mi, and Heechul is the Final Boss.

One chilly winter afternoon, Kyuhyun dropped by Zhou Mi and Henry's dorm to visit and found Jungmo wrapped around Zhou Mi, nearly cradling him in his lap as he positioned Zhou Mi's fingers on the guitar. Zhou Mi looked up when he walked in, a brilliant smile on his face. "Kyuhyun, come look! I've learned a chord!"

Kyuhyun set his jaw. Operation: Cockblock (working name, subject to change) would commence immediately.
Lusen

Autumn Leaves 1/?. ({Heemi}) {Qmi}

Title: Autumn leaves (part 1/?)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: for now, {Heechul/Zhou Mi} - (though story over all is {Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi}
Genre: General, AU, Romance
Words: 5900~
Warning: My English; I’m sooo sorry if there are grammar mistakes. I’m trying to improve.
Summary: Heechul visits China, and manages to forget where his apartment is located. It starts from there, at least.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them. I wish I did, though.

AN: Okay, this is driving me crazy, and I think I’ve read it all over a billion times and I’m still not too sure if it’s working. :/ I would be forever thankful for some response, really! <3 Cookies for all!

Autumn leaves. They are swirling when the wind blows life into them, leaping of the ground like young birds trying their wings in open air for the first time, but they are just autumn leaves. Or so he thinks, when he kicks them up with his boot again as they crashes to the ground, but they could as well be his childhood dreams.
Notebook

Like Velvet Epilogue

Title: Like Velvet: Epilogue
Pairing: Sihan, ZhouChul, super ninja!KangTeuk and Kid!Henry
Genre: drama, romance, angst, (stripper!Geng) AU
Rating: R (for mature content and themes)
Summary: Hankyung knew no life other than that club where he had to do what he was told, bend over for whoever wanted it, do whatever his clients paid him to do and then one day he meets Siwon and he thinks he'll finally get out. But, Siwon never comes back even though he promised and Hankyung is left alone. Five years later he's out thanks to Heechul and then Siwon comes back..
Note: For shihan_ai and daidetre because I refuse to let her live her life in fear of Sihan.

Memories. Memories made and many more to make and he had Hankyung to make them with.
Notebook

Like Velvet Chapter 2

Title: Like Velvet Chapter 2
Pairing: Hanchul (friendship), Kyuhan (friendship), ZhouChul, future Sihan
Genre: drama, romance
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Summary: Hankyung knew no life other than that club where he had to do what he was told, bend over for whoever wanted it, do whatever his clients paid him to do and then one day he meets Siwon and he thinks he'll finally get out. But, Siwon never comes back even though he promised and Hankyung is left alone. Five years later he's out thanks to Heechul and then Siwon comes back.
Note: For shihan_ai and daidetre because I refuse to let her life in fear of Sihan.

“I was young. My parents were dead. What could I do?"
sg mimi

Come to play [Kyumi, PG - kidfic] + drabbles

Title: Come to play
Rating: PG
Pairing: Qmi/Kyumi
Disclaimer: Last time I checked, I didn't own the boys
Summary: Zhou Mi is the new boy in the neighbourhood

( It's time for Dooly the Little Dinosaur, and Kui Xian can sing along to the theme music, he knows all the lyrics. Zhou Mi doesn't, but he still hums along to the song, as the green character pops into the screen with a smile as splitting as his. )

Switched accounts, first time posting on this one~

Drabbles. Kyumi, Heemi, Haesung