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28 September 2009 @ 03:36 am
Rent a Boyfriend  
Rent a Boyfriend

Title: Rent a Boyfriend
Pairing: Heechul/Almost Everyone
Rating: R, Comedy/Drama/AU
Summary: There’s this agency called Rent a Friend, which, true to its namesake, allows you to rent a person to pose as your friend for a social event, for the right price. Heechul thinks he will never be desperate enough to avail of their service. Unfortunately, he needs to think again.
Status: Oneshot. Complete. This was inspired by this gem of a news article. You can choose not to read my fic, but you have got to read this news. This is the most epic Japanese social phenomena I’ve seen this week! Much thanks to my part-time job for bringing this to my attention.

He wants to slam the phone and run as fast as he could in the opposite direction, maybe turn into a hermit, live in the mountains, grow a mustache, and call himself Kim Gackt, after the God he worships. )