Summary: Hankyung has a crush on Changmin
Pairing: Hankyung/Changmin and many more
Disclaimer: do not own them.
Warning-Unbetad, but I used Microsoft Word’s check
Dedication to followurdestiny
Hankyung's TOP SECRET REPORT( for Hankyung's eyes only)
Test Subject #1- Eeteuk
So first subject of my report, is the Mommy of Super Junior. I'm sure that Eeteuk would be a
wonderful boyfriend. Since Eeteuk is such a wonderful sweet caring person. However I'm not
sure, that Eeteuk is the one for me. Since I think that there is a chance. Eeteuk is already
in love with someone. And I would never want to break up a couple. However I am curious to
know, who is person that stole Mommy Teukie's heart. Even knowing I am sure, that Eeteuk
isn't for me. I still care for Eeteuk a lot. Since he is my Mommy Teukie. So as a good son, I
need to make sure. That Mommy Teukie is in good care.
Test Subject #2- Heechul
Now with Heechul, there is chance for us. Especially since the fans seem to like us together.
Since the mangers are always telling us. That we need to show more HanChul fan services. So
maybe if the fans see, that there is something between us. So I spent, the last few days
paying attention to Heechul. And I must agree with the fans. That maybe there actually could
be something there. I do feel something special, when I'm around Heechul. However I'll need
to do more research on Heechul and mine relationship.
Test subject #3- Yesung
Well to be completely honest. As much as I like Yesung as a friend. After the past few days.
I'm fairly sure, that we aren't meant to be more than friends. But at least because of my
report. I had become even better friends with Yesung. Also I found out, that we actually have
a lot in common. We are even planning to go to this new coffee cafe tomorrow. But it's
definitely a huge no to Yesung. So he a second name to take off the list.
Test Subject #4- Kangin
Well after the past few days of watching Kangin. I think that I found who stole Mommy
Teukie's heart. It looks like it was Kangin aka Papa Kangin. And after watching them, for the
last few days. My parents are so cute together. It's very sweet, how cute of a couple they
are. Papa Kangin is always make sure, that Mommy Teukie is always happy. But also Mommy
Teukie is always taking care of Papa Kangin too. Also a very important side-note, I wouldn't
wanted to date Papa Kangin anyway. It would be way too weird for me. So I'm glad, that Papa
Kangin is dating Mommy Teukie. Since there is only family love for Kangin and nothing else.
Test Subject #5- Shindong
Well with Shindong, he would be a good boyfriend. However I'm not sure, that he would be a
good boyfriend for me. Even knowing we actually do have a lot in common. We both love to
dances, and also Shindong loves to eat my cooking. He even told me, that my cooking is
amazing. But once again, I think that Shindong is in love with someone. Well actually I
think, that Shindong is in love with Sungmin. Lately I've been notices Shindong giving
Sungmin looks. However only when no one is looking at the pair. I'm sure that, there is
something special between them. But that is another name to cross off the lists.
Test Subject #6- Sungmin
Well with the pink bunny boy. I will look at Test Subject #5. Since after watching Sungmin
during the past few days. I'm also sure, that Sungmin is in love with Shindong. Even with the
fact, that Sungmin is super cute and fun to be with. I think that our sweet pink bunny boy is
too sweet for me. Since I am nowhere close to being a angel. I would hurt myself, If I ever
yell at him. And there is fact, that he is in love with Shindong. Well that is another couple
needing some help. Sidenote- these couples are going to drive me crazy.
Test Subject #7- Eunhyuk
Well with this test subject, all I can say. Is wow I wasn't fucking excepted this to
happened. Well I can definitely knock Eunhyuk off the list. Since I found out why Eunhyuk
been acting weird lately.The reason behind Eunhyuk weirdness lately. Since a day ago, I
walked into Eunhyuk jacking off. And that isn't even the biggest piece of news. The really
huge thing is, that Eunhyuk was jacking off to a picture of Kibum. Sidenote- I'll never be
able to look Eunhyuk in the face for a while. Well at least without thinking about him
jacking off. While he was thinking about Kibum. I never would thought, that Eunhyuk would
like Kibum. but at least I know that I don't like Eunhyuk in a romantic way.
Test Subject #8- Donghae
With Donghae, I would say that there is something there. And I can't believe it. Donghae
always been right there in front of me. I just feel something special when we are together.
And of course, there is no reason to lie about the simple fact. That Donghae is very easy on
the eyes. Also I love it, when Donghae smiles at me. He has a very beautiful smile. However
once again, there might be a chance. That Donghae already likes someone. But I'm not hundred
percent sure yet. So I'll worked on this problem some more. So then I'll know, if Donghae
like someone else or not.
Test Subject #9- Siwon
Well once again, this is another huge fan pairing. The fans really do love the pairing of
SiHan. So there is another chance, of something being there. And maybe this whole time, I
just didn't notices it at all. And even knowing that, Siwon is a big believer in religion and
stuff. However Siwon is actually Bi, so there is a chance for us. Especially since a month
ago, Siwon got dump by his girlfriend. So Siwon decided that he was giving up girls for good.
And also when I did try to flirt with Siwon. Siwon actually flirted back with me. But is that
enough for us, to started to date. However this is another test subject, that well need more
research on too.
Test Subject #10- Ryeowook
Well with baby Ryeowook is a very easy no. Especially since after spending time with Yesung.
I found out, that Yesung is in love with Ryeowook. And also Ryeowook is way too much of baby
brother to me. But I want to helped Yesung confessed his love to Ryeowook. With my research,
I found out one very good piece of news. That Ryeowook definitely returns the feelings back
to Yesung. So maybe I should just locked them in the closet or something. However Ryeowook is
also off the list now too.
Test Subject #11-Kibum
No no no, I would never fall in love with Kibum. Since Kibum is actually one of my best
friends. But to honest to the report, I need to looked at all subjects. But I am one hundred
percent sure, that Kibum and I equals bad news. And there is the fact, Eunhyuk likes to jack
off thinking about Kibum. And I actually think, they would make a good couple. Eunhyuk would
help Kibum to have more fun. Then Kibum could help Eunhyuk be a little bit more serious. So
that is another couple to help now too.
Test Subject #12- Kyuhyun
And last but not least, the baby of the group. Now there is something very special about the
baby. Even when I was feeling bad a day ago. Kyuhyun came into my room, and he made me smile
within seconds. And I felted something so special when he smiled at me. How didn't notices
how special he is. Well Kyuhyun is definitely someone, I want to spend more time with. I'll
need some more time with Kyuhyun. So that I can figure my feelings out.
Results- Well I was able to cross a lot of people off the list. But I realized a few things
about my love life. There is a small chance of have something with Heechul or Siwon. But then
with both Donghae and Kyuhyun. I'm really think, that they could make me forget about
Changmin. However I need to really think about my feelings. And I still need more answers
about everything. But at least I am started to figure things out. And with the photo shoot
tomorrow. I'll just spend all my time with Donghae or Kyuhyun.