title Alienated Dream
pairing None really, except EunHae. Yesung-centric, Sungmin and aliens involved. 8D
genre Humour, and total randomness :D
disclaimer Own nothing but the randomness ;D
summary Yesung has a very very weird dream
a/n I AM WARNING YOU: THIS FANFICTION HAS NO LINK AND NO PLOT. ITS JUST PURE RANDOMNESS. READ TO BE ENTERTAINED BY LAME AND DRY JOKES. :D dedicated to my lovely junior, lyricalapology because she's annoyed, and I want her to cheer up. So, this is for you babe. ♥ :D
"Its the aliens, it's the aliens I tell you!" Donghae yelled over his shoulder to Yesung, who in turn merely shrugged the boy off. Eunhyuk shook his head and dragged Donghae back to the room.
Aliens? Telling Donghae to tell Yesung to stop drinking coffee? He's got to be mental, Yesung thought to himself. He slowly walked to his room, and while walking past EunHae's room, he couldn't help but overhearing their conversation.
"...but Hyukkie! I'm telling you! The aliens came, Hyukkie! They came!" Donghae argued with Eunhyuk.
"How?! I didn't see them!" Eunhyuk countered back. Donghae groaned and Yesung heard the bed creaking. He assumed that Donghae had thrown himself onto the bed.
Just then, Yesung heard a rumble from somewhere outside. The coffee in his cup spilled over the edge and scalded his hand slightly. Yesung winced in pain when the door to EunHae's room opened and Yesung was greeted with a very frantic Donghae.
"HYUNG!! THE ALIENS ARE HERE, HYUNG!! GET OUT OF HEREEEE!!" Donghae screeched straight in Yesung's ear, making him temporarily deaf as he watched Eunhyuk and Donghae run around the house like a couple of mad lunatics on the loose.
"SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Yesung roared at the two of them and watched them both freeze in their madness.
Just then, a random deep voice from nowhere called Yesung's name.
"...what the hell."
"WILL YOU CUT IT OUT ALREADY? WHAT DO YOU WANT DAMMIT?!" Yesung bellowed.
All of a sudden...
"HYUNG! HAVE YOU SEEN MR. BUNNY?!" Sungmin's cute and high-pitched troubled voice appeared out of thin air and the young boy came bouncing towards Yesung with his eyes wide open, filled with tears and anguish.
Yesung groaned. This could not be happening. It had to be a dream, a dream.
"Uh no, it isn't a dream, hyung." Donghae supplied from somewhere behind him.
Yesung groaned again. Are you kidding me? Yesung thought.
"No, seriously. This isn't a dream," Eunhyuk said, his eyebrows coming together, eyes squinting at his hyung's face.
Had he been thinking aloud?! Yesung thought again, barely conscious of an approaching alien that was suddenly in the picture.
"Not really. We can read minds!" Sungmin exclaimed brightly, eyes twinkling with excitement. Then they drooped and his eyes went teary again.
"Hyuuuunggggg~ Where's Mr. Bunny!" Sungmin whined loudly as he tugged cutely on Yesung's sleeve. Yesung looked at Sungmin's direction and looked up. That was when he saw the alien. He stumbled backwards and tripped over the sofa, causing him to land on his butt with a loud 'smack'.
All four, including the alien, burst out laughing until tears started streaming down their cheeks, faces puffed and cheeks red. Donghae rolled over and tripped over his own feet which caused them to laugh even harder.
WAIT A MINUTE. COULD ALIENS EVEN LAUGH?!
"Of course we can," came a robotic reply from the alien.
Yesung was dreaming. He had to be dreaming. This could not be happening. It was like getting stuck with Sungmin in Barbieland or getting stuck with EunHae in a xbox 360 game. This is sick. Sick. Sick.
"Stop spinning, hyung! You're making me dizzy!" Sungmin complained in his high-pitched voice.
Yesung stopped. Wait, how the hell did he up in a middle of the field?! Yesung groaned out loud and looked around. Sungmin, EunHae and that irritating alien was nowhere to be found. He made a pact with himself. If he ever found Sungmin, he would strangle the boy with his bunny. If he ever found EunHae, he would start sending them to church with Siwon every Sunday. If he ever found that alien... AH WHATEVER!
So Yesung walked on. On and on and on and on and...
"HYUNNNG! HAVE YOU SEEN MR. BUNNY?!?!??!" Sungmin's voice burst out of nowhere again.
DAMN THAT IRRITATING BUNNY FOR GETTING LOST. He turned around watched EunHae and Sungmin sitting on a bench, eating Burger King. Yesung wanted to kill them. How the hell did they get here? WHERE THE HELL DID THAT BURGER KING APPEAR FROM!?
"Want some?" Donghae asked while patting onto the empty seat next to him. Yesung cautiously walked towards the bench and took a seat.
"NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR DAMN BUNNY!"
Sungmin started wailing, Eunhyuk tried to calm him down, Donghae was glaring at Yesung and the damn alien had appeared again.
"AHHHH IT'S BACK HYUNG! IT'S BACK! HYUUUUNNGGGGG!!" Donghae sreeched again and ran off with Eunhyuk. Sungmin stared up at Yesung with his puppy dog eyes and...
Yesung jolted right out bed like as though someone had sent electric currents through his body. Sweat was trickling down his forehead, and it was almost 4 in the morning.
He sighed. It was just a stupid stupid dream. A stupid, dumb, irritating, alienated...
What the hell is this? He thought as he felt around his bed. Something soft, cuddly...
Sungmin's bunny. How the hell did it get here? Yesung thought as he felt the bunny in his hand. Then he froze.
Sungmin's gonna kill him.