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13 May 2008 @ 05:23 pm
100 fic challenge [#026.] Pressure, Eunhyuk/Ryeowook
Title: Size does matter
Length: 355 words
Author: shieldkitten
Rating: G
Summary: Bigger is not necessarily better. Sometimes. Occasionally. Er.

"Put it in, hyung."

"It's too big, Ryeowook."

"With these things, the bigger the better."

"But it won't fit."

"It'll fit, it'll fit. Hurry up, before someone sees us."

Eunhyuk slipped three quarters of it in and groaned. "I told you it was too big!"

Ryeowook bit his lip and wriggled impatiently. "Now what?"

"We could cut it a bit?"

"No way! I spent so much money on it! This is the good kind, it strengthens your muscles!"

"Then you should've bought it in my size!"

"Then you should've bought it yourself!"

"And get everyone teasing me again? No thank you!"

"We've got to hurry up," Ryeowook said anxiously, looking at his watch. "Can't you just stuff it in?"

"I told you, it won't fit. Here, give me yours instead."

"No! I'm using mine!"

Someone rapped sharply on the door.

"Can you two hurry up? What's taking so long?" They froze as Kangin breezed into the dressing room, name tags in hand. "We'd like to start filming before..." Kangin stopped, took stock of what they were doing, burst into laughter and went back out, wiping tears from his eyes, telling everyone they had to come and see this.

Shin Dong Yup came in a few minutes later with Heechul on his arm and they spent a good fifteen minutes mocking Eunhyuk and Ryeowook in turn.

"Seriously though," Dong Yup said, as Heechul continued to cackle beside him. "We really do have a show to film."

"I don't think I like them very much after all," Ryeowook muttered, slipping on his shoes.

"It's because they don't understand what it's like to have everyone expect you to look taller than you are," Eunhyuk said, struggling one last time to fit the shoe lifts into his shoes, finally giving up and leaving them on the dressing table before following after Ryeowook.

"At least you're taller than me," Ryeowook pointed out.

"But you're all pocket-sized and stuff. Girls like miniature things. People," Eunhyuk corrected himself when Ryeowook jutted out his chin. "Small and cute people. Er. Petite?"

Ryeowook elbowed him and went to stand between Sungmin and Donghae.


I actually looked up their heights and realised that Ryeowook is actually taller than me (+/- a few extra cm of course). I'm 165cm, which isn't very short at all. What is this madness? I cannot imagine having to look up to talk to Ryeowook about hair styling products.
chupark on May 13th, 2008 07:45 am (UTC)
loll. i had no idea what it was..until the end. x_x;

i'm petite! :D! -flails-
Maria 마리아ivy_snowe on May 13th, 2008 07:49 am (UTC)
lol that's funny Ryeowook is the only member who is shorter than me by like a cm so, really it makes absolutely no differenct lol
マイカkahel16 on May 13th, 2008 01:15 pm (UTC)
Hehe, he's shorter by 2 cm to me, LOL Haha XDDDD
♥혁수민 `keep your heart saturatedvicvickyrox on May 13th, 2008 08:52 am (UTC)
omg, 165 IS ACTUALLY SHORT?!?!?!
THEN, WHAT AM I?! A DWARF?!?>!?!?!
im 154 btw. *kills self*
maybe it's okay for an asian XD;
My stats are not my personality.shieldkitten on May 13th, 2008 08:58 am (UTC)
But that's what I'm saying! I'm not short! *Asian too*

.... you are kinda short though.

just once (then) 한번도。: suju :: hyuk :: peace!!aoimidori on May 13th, 2008 08:54 am (UTC)
Shoe lifts. But of course, haha. In my mind this is totally the DBSK EHB episode, haha.
Taste the rainbow, bitches.: suju :: wookie <3 shindongskittles on May 13th, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)
Even Wookie is taller than me? I clearly fail at life. However, this fic does not and I love it. XD It was totally pervy in my mind too.
t•언니taengoo on May 13th, 2008 06:13 pm (UTC)
lololol, SHOE LIFTS. god i loved it when they pointed that out on EHB X
and then they abused tickled wookie XD
he's 173, right?
im 171.
Skyshinelikethesky on May 13th, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC)
XD I feel so perverted.
Hahaha shoe lifts..
I'm super short.
;_; Lend me your shoe lifts Wookie~
rainbowxromance on May 13th, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
Cute ^o^
Im taller than him >.o
*same height as Yesung and Heechul* =3
Himeko Himura: hands off my boyshimekohimura on May 13th, 2008 11:15 pm (UTC)
I should learn from Wookie and start wearing shoelifts too. ^_^
Ming☆anticcafe_love on May 14th, 2008 05:53 am (UTC)
I'm so short!!!
ack... I'm 150 cm. -_-"
Maybe Wookie can lend me his shoe lifts. ha.
ryou_no_bakaryou_no_baka on May 14th, 2008 11:07 am (UTC)
Mmh... Wookie's height... that means, without any showlift-thingies, I should be able to look him more or less straight in the eye since I'm 171 cm...
Good fic *smile*