Warnings: Cursing, graphic sex, and cheesy porno one-liners.
Disclaimer: It’s all lies. Lies, I tell you!
Summary: Companion ficlet to “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better.” If you read that one, you might remember that Eunhyuk had plans for a certain pair of Donghae’s jeans...
Notes: I wrote this in about an hour and a half, to relieve stress while studying for midterms, so go easy on me if it's a little unpolished. ;D
Unless roleplay counts as plot, this is total PWP. Mah brainz iz turn to pr0n. Title comes from the Ginuwine song of the same name: “You looking good, plenty tight/Tell me is there any more room for me/In those jeans?”