Summary: Leeteuk's telling the story
“Once upon a time,” Leeteuk started the story.
“Hyuu-uuung!! Why does it have to be once upon a time?” Sungmin complained.
“I don’t know! It just does! Shut up. Anyway, once upon a time, Siwon and Zhou Mi were--”
“Were what, exactly?” Siwon came up behind Leeteuk.
“Omg, shut up! I’M telling the story!” Leeteuk said, “Anyway, Siwon and Zhou Mi and Hangeng were on their way to save the planet from the evil king, Kyuhyun! Now, Kyuhyun wanted to take over the kingdom known as Super Junior, but there was already a good king, Leeteuk.”
“Excuse me, what?” Heechul said, not amused.
“And Heechul was the queen!! And Sungmin was the princess!” Leeteuk continued. “Anyway, Kyuhyun wanted to take over the kindom called Super Junior, and Hangeng and Siwon and Zhou Mi had to find some way to stop him. So they sent their best fighters, EunHae to---”
“NOOO! I’m sick of Eunhae!” Donghae complained. “Make it HaeEun!”
“FINE! Their best fighters, HaeEun to fight the Evil Kyuhyun. When Kyuhyun saw them coming, he ran away to hide in Canada with Henry, kidnapping the princess Sungmin. Only they didn’t get very far because Kyuhyun was hungry, so they stopped at Ryeowook’s kitchen so he could feed them. Only Ryeowook was a wizard who put Kyuhyun to sleep with his magic cooking. But Kyuhyun was so evil that Ryeowook’s magic didn’t work on him, so he woke up, and he escaped back to his evil, small, tiny kingdom full of kangaroos, and everyone lived happily ever after. The end.”
"Lame, hyung." Kyuhyun said flatly.
"You try, then." Leeteuk defended.
"Ok. The evil Kyuhyun took over the kingdom called Super Junior, and everything was AWESOME. The end." Kyuhyun smirked.
"See?" Shindong said, finishing typing. "We can write fanfics, too."