Genre: AU, Gen, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Minor Fluff, Crack
Pairing: Various [in this chapter: Implied!Heechul/Tiffany, Implied!Ryeowook/Sooyoung, Implied!Changmin/Seohyun, One-sided!Henry/Amber, One-sided!Kibum/Changmin]
Characters: Super Junior + M, So Nyeo Shi Dae, f(x), SHINee, Dong Bang Shin Ki, SM The Ballad, TRAX, assorted SM Entertainment people
Story warnings: Violence, Death (non-main characters)
Summary: [Superpowers AU] Nine years ago, in a crooked town full of crooked people watched over by the crooked police, people started to gain supernatural powers. Leeteuk, the young Senior Inspector, wanted to write a reference list of all the powers of the crooked people, but crooked people never were likely to tell policemen anything. Nine years later and the police are less crooked, but the crooked people still aren’t willing to divulge their secrets—until their own are in danger.
(Longer summary inside.)
Prologue Chapter One
Senior Inspector Park Jungsu is having a busy, bad day.