Word Count: 1600
Summary: Heechul decides that there are quite a lot of things a bunch of underworked musicians could do in their spare time. Shockingly, his first idea isn't actually to have lots of sex. (Heechul/Jungmo, Heechul/Zhou Mi, Heechul/Henry)
It starts like every other absolutely terrible idea Heechul has ever had: he’s drunk, Jungmo is breathing, Zhou Mi has, yet again, been shopping for outrageously expensive (yet hideously ugly) footwear, and Henry hasn’t taken a shower in at least three days.