Author: bl4ckm4lice with pinku_kireru's weird ideas
Fandom: Super Junior/Shinee
Genre/Pairing: AU – Daddy!Siwon, Kid!Minho / Siwon x Kyuhyun, mention of 2Min
Word Count: 1,061
Disclaimer: na-ah, not mine
Summary: Siwon and Minho had a father-and-son bath time.
Notes: Sequel to Hey, Baby?
“Is that a baby's shampoo?” his son asked, frowning. “Daddy, please, I don't use baby shampoos anymore.”
“Eh, really? Since when?”
“Since I got into the second grade, duh! And that was two months ago, Dad.”
“Well, okay,” Siwon chuckled, putting the baby shampoo down and grabbed the regular one. “I guess it has been that long since I last take a bath with you.”
“You're always busy,” his son pouted.
“So you actually miss me as much as your Mommy does, Minho,” Siwon teased him. When he saw Minho rolled his eyes, he added, “And your reaction even matched your Mommy's. I know you two are too shy~.”
“Stop it, Dad. Save those words for Mommy.”
Siwon pouted, but he changed the topic anyway as he began to rub the shampoo on his son's hair. “So, how's your little boyfriend?”
“Taeminie?” Minho's face lit up instantly. “As cute as ever. He gave me a drawing he made in the kindergarten today. Wait, let me grab it—.” Minho stood up, ready to run off with water dripping off his body and the shampoo suds on his head, but Siwon stopped him.
“Later, son!” Siwon laughed and tugged him to return to his seat. “You really get excited too much when it's about Taeminie. I'll see the drawing after we're done. What does it look like?”
“I think it's a rabbit. Maybe some flowers on the side, but maybe they are actually more rabbits. Anyway, I'm not sure. They looked like random scribblings to be honest.”
“You didn't tell him that, did you?”
“Of course not!” his son huffed proudly. “I remembered how Mommy sulked at you when you laughed at his drawing.”
“Heh, you're smarter than me,” Siwon pinched the kid's nose. “But in my defense, I did try to hold back the laughter. I just failed.”
Minho shrugged. It wasn't like seeing his mother sulking at his father was a rare thing. His mother sulked at the smallest things, but never for long. And his father was at fault too, since he just loved teasing his mother.
“Ok, which soap do you want to use?” Siwon asked, pointing at the line of soaps.
“Strawberry,” Minho grinned. “Taeminie loves strawberries.”
“Yes, yes... turn around now.” Siwon poured the strawberry liquid soap on his hand and rubbed it on his son's back. He then let his son cleaned his own front side, as he picked a random shampoo and rubbed it on his own hair.
Minho turned back and watched his father fished a block of soap (he always preferred it over the liquid type) and rubbed it all over his own body. His father was a handsome, muscular man, and he maintained the body by exercising at least three times a week. Minho didn't have any idea how his father could do that— with his work and all.
“When I grow up, will I have an awesome body like you?”
Siwon raised his eyebrows and looked at himself. “Well... you can if you want to.”
“How? By exercising?”
“Yes, that, and you need to have someone to cheer you on. I have your Mommy.”
Minho tilted his head, “But I've never seen Mommy cheer you on when you exercise.”
“Well,” Siwon grinned, “that's off-limits for kids.”
“That's not fair,” the boy stuck his tongue out. He wanted to sulk, but suddenly another question popped in his mind. His eyes were pointed towards his object of interest for some time, enough to make Siwon realized the stare.
“Minho? Are you looking at my—.”
“Daddy, will mine be that big when I grow up?”
Siwon laughed. “What's with your sudden questions about growing up?”
“You're not answering me!”
“Well, you're my son!” Siwon squeezed Minho's shoulders. “Of course you're going to grow as big as me!”
“What about Taeminie?”
“I think his type is more like your Mommy... And your Mommy's is small and cute.” Siwon snickered, but then he put his index finger in front of his lips. “But don't tell your Mommy I tell you that.”
“I've seen Mommy's anyway.”
“Yeah, but don't tell your Mommy what I think.”
“Ok...” the boy nibbled on his lip, “but what if mine grows like Mommy's?”
“Naaah, you wouldn't,” Siwon looked at him from head to toe. “You're too much like me even now, so I'm sure you'll grow up like me. You'll grow this biiiiiiiig.” Minho beamed and Siwon chuckled at the sight of his wide-eyed, excited son.
“Minho?” A voice called out from outside the bathroom, “Siwon?”
“Mommy, we're here!”
The door slid open and Kyuhyun popped his head inside. “You guys are bathing together? That's rare.”
“Wanna join us?”
“Aww,” Siwon stood up and walked towards the door. Kyuhyun just had to roll his eyes at the proud, shameless display of bare body. “Why? It would be fun for all three of us. I think it has been a long time since we last bathe together.”
“The last time we bathe together,” Kyuhyun glanced at the curious-looking Minho then lowered his voice to almost a whisper, “you rubbed yourself against me in the bathub. With Minho on my lap.”
Siwon put up a shocked expression, “That was an accident, honest!”
“I don't think so,” Kyuhyun hissed. “Now, I trust you not to teach Minho anything strange. He's already too much like you.”
“Yes, Mommy,” Siwon saluted cheekily, earning him further glare from his mate.
“And I still blame you for making Minho calling me Mommy.”
“Mommy!” Minho shouted cheekily from his seat, not unlike his father.
“Can't I at least ask for a kiss?” Siwon pursed his lips.
Kyuhyun sighed, then gave him a quick peck... well, at least that was what he intended to give. Siwon grabbed him on the back of his neck and smashed their lips together, engaging them in a heated (one-sided) kiss.
“Eww, Daddy, Mommy, that's just gross! Do it in your own room!”