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[01 Sep 2004|07:42pm]

entendu
If you want some spiffyarse clothes, go here -- it's run by a crazy Russian, so you know the clothes are awesome.
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applicaton [31 Aug 2004|04:17pm]

cinnamon_
[ mood | hungry ]

1. Which do you prefer: The Zigmints or The Apple Tree School? Apple Tree School, before they sold out
2. What did you think of Psychobomb's latest studio release? I dont
3. What kind of cake mix do you prefer? chocolate
4. Do you deserve to be in this community? do you deserve life? no, but that doesnt stop you from living.. uh.. yes! i do
5. Do you deserve to be communist? Am i? i got in that too? w00t.
6. Are you white, Russian, short, Jewish, or named Masha? none of the of the side.
7. Are you for or against black people? No.
8. Seriously. okay maybe.. NO! that was a trick question
9. Are you Stalin? No, but i fucked him.
10. In Soviet Russia, you are belong to... all our base... no.yes.
11. Do you think the thundercats were sexy, too? oh baby, yes
12. Do you love Hal Sparks and Michael Ian Black? AH *ORGASMS* YES YES
13. Is Liz as cool as Betsey Johnson thinks she is? No, she's definitely cooler.
14. Would you tap that? that, it, and there
15. What in tarnation? exactly what i was thinking
16. All your base are belong to _________. us
17 - 19 are lost for the moment. i'm terribly sorry
20 a. Are you fat? in the right places. i mean, no.
b. Am I fat? by fat, i think you mean...



i should be in

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yay! alise joined a community! [23 Aug 2004|11:10pm]

dancesnaked
[ mood | confused ]

1. Which do you prefer: The Zigmints or The Apple Tree School? umm i dated the apple tree school lead singer...seriously...i did...
2. What did you think of Psychobomb's latest studio release? *nods slowly*
3. What kind of cake mix do you prefer? what kind of cake mix DONT i prefer?
4. Do you deserve to be in this community? of course! im alise!
5. Do you deserve to be communist? duh im cuban
6. Are you white, Russian, short, Jewish, or named Masha? no but im tall, tan, cuban, christian, and named Alise
7. Are you for or against black people? i am totally for them! *rawwr*
8. Seriously. seriously
9. Are you Stalin? no but i bare a striking resemblance
10. In Soviet Russia, you are belong to...pie filling
11. Do you think the thundercats were sexy, too? of course
12. Do you love Hal Sparks and Michael Ian Black? of course
13. Is Liz as cool as Betsey Johnson thinks she is? umm i've never met this "liz" but betsey johnson rules
14. Would you tap that? duh
15. What in tarnation? pie filling
16. All your base are belong to pie filling.
17 - 19 are lost for the moment. okay
20 a. Are you fat? not really
b. Am I fat? no i think you're perfect the way you are

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[23 Aug 2004|03:45pm]

klinket
[ mood | fjkojdjfosWHERES THE BUD!11?// ]

i'm leaving because this is kinda.....not my thing.. and the survey is sort of completely too random.. and uhhhhh i don't see any point in this and i'm not a nazi. i guess i'm just not cool enough for you guys

so i'll see you guys when school starts.





peace

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[23 Aug 2004|12:32pm]

singmichaelsing
hit itCollapse )
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I'm being a good little mod [16 Aug 2004|10:53am]

smashthetv
Well...considering Laura is being a gay, Masha and I have decided that the applications will be voted on by y'all and us, per Hannah's request. You need five "yes" votes to be accepted, unless Laura, Masha and I agree, in which case you'll be accepted/rejected.

If you get five "no" votes before you get the amount of positive ones to be accepted, sorry, but you suck and we're too good for you.

Love Liz
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[15 Aug 2004|08:33pm]

smashthetv
I was in Barnes & Noble the other day, and "Make Love Like A Porn Star" was right next to Bill Clinton's autobiography.
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[15 Aug 2004|07:23pm]

jimmy_is_cool
1. Which do you prefer: The Zigmints or The Apple Tree School? APPLE TREE SCHOOL!
2. What did you think of Psychobomb's latest studio release? TERRIBLE!
3. What kind of cake mix do you prefer? chocolate cake mix!
4. Do you deserve to be in this community? definetly not, im just bored and happened to look at liz's info
5. Do you deserve to be communist? of course!
6. Are you white, Russian, short, Jewish, or named Masha? white!
7. Are you for or against black people? meh...
8. Seriously. well... you cant get me to say it here bitch!
9. Are you Stalin? no but i know stalin! he's going by alex bitner these days...
10. In Soviet Russia, you are belong to... the mafia
11. Do you think the thundercats were sexy, too? what are thunder cats?
12. Do you love Hal Sparks and Michael Ian Black? ...sure!
13. Is Liz as cool as Betsey Johnson thinks she is? of course! id trust liz on any girl judgement.
14. Would you tap that? if by tap you mean hit with a baseball bat...
15. What in tarnation? YAY!
16. All your base are belong to __kill__.
17 - 19 are lost for the moment. should i put up posters?
20 a. Are you fat? not really
b. Am I fat? who are you?

LOOK ITS ME!!! ( i dont know how to post pictures, half of you know what i look like anyways)
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nooweeeeah [15 Aug 2004|06:53pm]

itchycoo_park
[ mood | demi-god ]

Okay I'll admit that I didnt exactly read the rules before.. um.. applying for this little master race.. SIMPLY BECAUSE Masha and I are chummy-chums. I'm a loser so I figured I could just join. But okay here are those stupid pictures you guys insist on having. Pssh. Just dont take away my hitler points. I mean come on!

I'm alright.Collapse )

See? =/

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shamless promoting! [15 Aug 2004|06:56pm]

klinket
[ mood | bored ]

even if you don't know me, you should join because i'm uber.
join

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[15 Aug 2004|01:20pm]

itchycoo_park
I forgot to do this before. so sue me.

Which do you prefer: The Zigmints or The Apple Tree School? Apple Tree School.
2. What did you think of Psychobomb's latest studio release? err..
3. What kind of cake mix do you prefer? chocolate with chocolate chips and fudge swirled into it topped with chocolate.. umm. frosting.
4. Do you deserve to be in this community? Of course. Masha knows it. I am mashas ruler (dont deny it you know its true you little horny playground person)
5. Do you deserve to be communist? I've learned much from my russian friend, so yes. I do.
6. Are you white, Russian, short, Jewish, or named Masha? I'm white.. 2% russian (i think) sorta short and.. no.. my name isnt masha. =/
7. Are you for or against black people? for
8. Seriously. for serious!
9. Are you Stalin? sure if that makes you hapy. if not.. then er.. no.
10. In Soviet Russia, you are belong to... us!
11. Do you think the thundercats were sexy, too? Can't say..
12. Do you love Hal Sparks and Michael Ian Black? Yeah! I stalked Michael Ian Black for like 2 days!
13. Is Liz as cool as Betsey Johnson thinks she is? If she wants to be.. then yes.
14. Would you tap that? I'd tap that.
15. What in tarnation? It was Macon.
where is 16? I like 16. I want to be 16 more often. Screw 17-19.
20 a. Are you fat? Nevahh
b. Am I fat? Duh. Haha. Kidding. I heart you (whoever that may be)
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[15 Aug 2004|01:14pm]

itchycoo_park
[ mood | Normal. ]

You must accept me, because I am norwegian.

Everybody knows that the Norwegians are the master race. Deny it and I'll be all up in yo face, dog.

Right masha?

..right?!

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Trying to join... [15 Aug 2004|04:15pm]

staja
Attempting to join...Collapse )
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Friendly neighborhood moderator number three...actually I don't know what number I am [15 Aug 2004|01:48am]

smashthetv
Wouldn't it rule if Velvet Jones really put out a book called "I Wanna Be A Ho"?

If Jayne County and RuPaul had a kid, what sex would it be? Would it change later?

Why are my initials LSD?

Why do I insist that my initials are LSD when my real name is Elizabeth, not Liz?

If I ever become an executioner, should I change my name to "Elizadeath"?

Why don't I ever shut up about myself?

Why is Laura so Laura-ish?

Is Masha really a Communist, or have I just convinced myself that she is?

Discuss.
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SO NOW THAT I AM ACCEPTED!1111 HARHArhAR!!1 [15 Aug 2004|08:39am]

klinket
[ mood | calm ]

what do we write about in here?

i still think the community should be 'masterr ace' and not 'master race' because masterr ace sounds better. and master race makes it seem like we're nazis.

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[14 Aug 2004|09:30pm]

heatherfeathur
[ mood | blank ]

I am applyingCollapse )

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[15 Aug 2004|02:34am]

katy_kat
[ mood | accomplished ]

somewhere out there, 3 ljers are laughing very hard...Collapse )

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[14 Aug 2004|12:50pm]

smashthetv
It makes me mad when people say "I woke up at 7 a.m. in the morning." Of course, a.m. is in the morning. There is no a.m. at night. A.M. means morning. You're saying "I woke up at 7 in the morning in the morning." You idiot.
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Uh...hi [14 Aug 2004|07:42pm]

shelliangel
[ mood | dorky ]

Yeah. I'm here coz Masha is cool and posted in my lj. So... uh... here...

Read more...Collapse )

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shake it [14 Aug 2004|05:03pm]

why_control_me
[ mood | cheerful ]

nigguh i'm juss joinin coz smashthetv told me too.Collapse )

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