Ben Oney, holding a "King Can" of Budweiser: Man, this really throws into relief the kinds of shitty beer I've been drinking. After the first sip of this, I thought, 'Ah, the cool, refreshing taste of Budweiser... wait...'
After seeing a man in a department-ish store with a can of beer:
"Hey, wanna get fucked up and look at kitchenware?"
On a Tropicana Lemonade bottle:
-Made with not from concentrate-