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Boys Who Need Naptime
And The Women Who Love Them
October 6th, 2008
"A VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR."
October 3rd, 2008
night of molly
"OHHH No, now you're gay."
"Sneakers? What are you, autistic?"
"I don't wanna be a penis."
"Smoking doesn't ruin the taste of photographs."
September 28th, 2008
It's a very advanced battery... or something.
Josh: "My phone is full of feces."
September 20th, 2008
"Wee Ah Supa-Heeumannnn..... We ahr here about tha leeeaking...."
May 13th, 2008
bird in the cabin, please advise
"It makes it very hard to pilot my spaceship when there's a cat in my face"
February 17th, 2008
"Kate, there is no better way to spend money than to build giant penises... Miles is attacking me with a duck."
February 10th, 2008
Happy Birthday, Get Out Of Jail Free. Sicko.
: It'd be horrible, wouldn't it?
: It depends if you get the young ones.
talking about being forced into marrying multiple Mormon mistresses
MCS - Broken Heart
January 31st, 2008
Hijacking LJ Accounts is Fun
: Okay, we're not going to play Discrimination Olympics tonight.
January 20th, 2008
we has kittens
"But what about me? Am I not more important than God?"
October 5th, 2007
if only he could make whiskey
"You know, I'd be the golden goose of whiskey"