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consumerwhores_'s Journal

Name:
The Consumer Community
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
Anybody , Moderated
.The Consumer Community.

Wait! Maybe you're not. How do we define "CONSUMER WHORE"?
A consumerwhore is one who consumes. And therefore, erego, in turn. Is a whore (Of consuming proportions).
-If you dont understand, then ne'er mind. It's a good thing to be. trust us.-

There are, however, rules.
-Well more like guidelines.-


1. You cannot HATE upon those of your whore fellowship.
2. You gotta keep up with your postage. (Were not afraid of the ban button.)
3. Respect the Mods. (You betta recognize!)
4. You must fill out the application, AND attatch 2 Pictures. Fool. One MUST be of yourself. The other can be of you, or what you think represents you as a consumer whore. (Put it behind a cut. If you dont, we will be mad... >.>
5. Shout to the world of your whore-pride. (And by that we mean promote.)

Application

Name:
Alias:
Age:
Sex:
Interests:

5 Favorite Bands:
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5 Least Favorite Bands:
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Favorite Movie (Do not say you cannot decide, pick one. Or else....):

Favorite Quote:
Five words that describe you POSITIVELY Are:
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Five words that NEGATIVELY describe you are:
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How did you hear about Being a Consumer Whore?

What are your views on:
Politics -
Religion -
Homosexuality -
Abortion -
Mad Squirrels -

What is your favorite Soda/Pop and why?

What are you wearing?

Finally.. Attatch your pics, and write a short song/jingle/poem/oath, that proves you are truely CONSUMER WHORE worthy.

Accepted:

_radxcore_
inlovingmemory_
red_reflection

Rejected:

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