"lol, that's possibly the greatest idea i've ever heard!
me - "Hi, I'm with the Shinra...*looks nervous*"
old lady - "the what??"
me - "Shinra Electrics Company, we're here to read your meter"
old lady - "Oh sonny in you come, would you like some biscuits?"
me - "that would be grand, do you happen to have any expensive silverware?"
*legs it* "