Noel: Why haven't you ever kissed me?
Paul: I'm scared. Scared that when- if- when Tip asks me if I ever kissed you I'll have to say yep.
Noel: I had a dream that you grew a garden on a trampoline, and I was so happy that I invented peanut butter
"Hey, I wanna dance. But I don't want you to watch."
Screencaps really can't do this scene justice.
Paul: Get a girl to do it. I'm not doin' it.
Elvira: But you have such a funny face!
Paul: Excuse me?? Don't touch me with that clown costume.
Noel: Did you...wanna get beat up by a pillow?
Noel: I still have my pillow...
Paul: I realize this...
Paul: I just want to make sure that a million years from now I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say....I'm gonna go now.
Paul: You know how ducks fly home in a V? Like a V-shape? And they go home? I was walking my dog and there's a big V above me and right when they flew above me, I saw them crash into a big house. The whole V. And then they hit the ground and they just kind curled up. You ever fucking see that? You ever see a mistake in nature? You ever see an animal make a mistake?
Paul: See that's where you don't know everything about me. I mean, you know a lot...and that's yours, you can keep it. I'm just a guy who thought he was finally on the right track makin' the right moves.