"I need to go to the funeral store..."
"Don't you mean 'furniture store'? What are you going to do...buy dead bodies to sleep on?!"
You scored 32% Slytherin, 16% Ravenclaw, 60% Gryffindor, and 24% Hufflepuff!
|You might belong in Gryffindor,|
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart.
Gryffindors are known for their courage, audacity, and devotion to what is good and honest.
|My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on Ok Cupid|
This is becoming one of my favorite things to do in the A.M...scan my hot or not list that's in my SPAM box. ^_^ I like finding the loser people and making fun of them...
What the fuck?! I do get the wierdos, most definitely.
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
|Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. |
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
|My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid|
This is for you, Shaun. Would you still bang her if she looked like this? Haha!