Zoe (_kissmeblindly_) wrote in _thexbeautiful_,


//name// Zoe
//age// 15
//sex// female
//location// Sanford, Florida
//preference//(homosexual/heterosexual/bisexual) Bisexual


//music// modest mouse, glassjaw, taking back sunday, brand new, story of the year, yellowcard.
//pet peeves// really really hairy people, really really super duper fat girls who wear next to nothing (ewwie!)
//your favorite thing about yourself// My eyes
//your least favorite thing about yourself// I talk too much
//make us laugh//
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:

"First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob wont get rid of them"

The doctor looked at her closely and said,

"Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She sighed and said, "Well I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee....."

//promote us// http://www.livejournal.com/community/so_effin_hot/8134.html
//how did you hear about us// browsing....


That's my body whether you want to believe it or not.(and I'm not sucking in :D)
(3 shots and at least 1 body shot)

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