Name: Naomi (and now I suppose someone's going to steal my identity and all my money now they know my first name :p )
Screen name: Jussacgirl, J-girl
Birthday: 2nd June 1982
Life History until this point: None. I came down to earth with the last shower.
Reason for wanting membership: I want people to tell me I’m hawt
Swoonage object ... ONE? Not happening. Sean Bean, Harold Perrineau Jr, Joaquin Phoenix, Johnny Lee Miller, Jude Law, Rupert Everett (*sigh* what a waste of manflesh*) Ralph Fiennes, Dominic West...
Favourite chocolate flavour: Chocolate
Favourite Alcoholic beverage: cold and wet
Person/Object that incites foaming at the mouth hatred: Barney. I hate that damn dinosaur.
Disney prince that you swoon for the most: Disney sucks. Yay for Dreamworks!
Favourite stolen quote: Curse ye for breathin’, ye slack-jawed idiot!
If you were a sue, what fandom would she be from and who will she ‘communicate’ with: LOTR and she’d cast one of those spells on Boromir that involve oral sex and end with him being able to “understand the Elvish tongue.”
If someone gave you a sexy Boromir blow up doll for your birthday, what would you do with it? : * Censored *
Person you would most like to stalk: Christopher Lee. I can bide my time with the younger celebrities :p
The most embarrassing song that you like a lot: I Just Wanna Be Close To You- Eomer
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Blue. No, wait-
Favourite Scooby moment: Eomer’s Funky Chicken of Despair
Your feelings on pie and quiche: … they’re yummy?
Complete the sentence:
Viggo has what looks like a small hairy creature crawling up one of his nostrils
Harry Potter is an overrated franchise
The inventor of codpieces was Richard II and had very bad taste in fashion
The wooden horse… was full of sexy half-nekkid Greeks?
Delph has a freaky obsession with codpiece-clad jailbait
I have a freaky obsession with men in riding boots and leather gloves
King Arthur is a craptastic movie
And finally, what is your quest?I seek the Holy Grail
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