1. Everyone brings enough alcohol to keep themselves drunk through the whole run.
2. Loot Rules are Need Before Greed. (Why subtract from the drunken fun with a mad scramble for loot?)
3. Anyone level 30 and above runs NAKED! Weapons only, Tabards optional.
4. Grouping will be determined by an average level of the party.
5. First group through, with evidence of killing the bosses (Sneed, Smite, the Captain, and Cookie) wins!
6. Tabards will be handed out to those who don't have them after the run and subsequent trip back to Ironforge.
7. Have Fun! Kick Mr. Smite's ass! Let that big all beef patty know who's in charge!