Lou (it_no) wrote in _the_ladies_,

I wanna be a lady

Time to do this properly now

me and kelly



me and martin

me and kath

me and bassie



.:*name// Lou
*:.age/birthday// 19 / 18th January 1985
.:*location// Middlesbrough
*:.sex// Female
.:*nationality// British

Do you..

.:*drink// Occasionaly
*:.smoke// Aye
.:*do drugs// Depending on the drug in question - caffine > most days - illegal types > once every few months


.:*should you be one of 'The Ladies'?Because I sorted this page out and done it correctly, if i couldnt be bothered in doing that then that would prove i dont really wanna be one

Tell me//About..

.:*life// Has its ups and downs
*:.relationships// Friendships > good Boy/girl relationships > are good but can really fuck you up
.:*a joke//  Little Red Riding hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad
wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this
time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you fuck off, I'm trying
to have a shit."

Preparing to walk through the dangerous woods to see her grandmother, Little Red Riding Hood puts her fathers gun inside her picnic basket.
On the way, she is stopped by the Big Bad Wolf. "Little Red Riding Hood, im going to rape you!" growls the Wolf. Drawing her gun, Little Red Riding Hood declares .. "Oh no you're not. You're going to eat me, just like the story says!"

*:.a funny story// I dont have one

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