people on the train smell really really bad....its like a health hazard.ewwwwwwwwww
so how was the bbq yesterday?
i have to go to fels house after work and eat my steak...ugh life is hard...anyone wanna come?
yo bitches guess whose home in 8 days...there better be champagne and gifts waiting.....tata
welllsince joey has gotten here i have come to the realization that she in fact does not like me,...which is fine since i was never to fond of her anyway....well she arrived here and neglected to call me...well understandable she just got here...soo i stalked her out and found her number....i do have the sneaking suspicion however that had i not done this i still would not have heard from her ...hmmmmm....sooo i called her up and went to visit her exctited my friend was here.....well all went well we chatted and made plans to go out together and for her to come visit me.,.being all exctited the next day, being that it was friday and i now had friends to go out with i called up joey anxious to see her again,,,yet was dissapointed to hear that she had no intention of coming to visit me...so i said i would come over there and go out with her and nyu friends...but to my despair her reply was only "ummm....okay....i guesss if u want"....not tooo enthusiatic ehhh..and so i decided i would not intrude on someone who clearly does not want to see me....and soo it has beenn several days and i have not seen or heard from joey again,,,,,i have no more tears to cryy soo i have come to terms with the fact that she just happens to not want to be my friend here and you knnoooo wat thatttttttt jussssssssst fine and dandy with me......goooood bye alll it seems the group has fallen to pieces.
how goes it??! im in LONDONN hollerrrr...and i kinda love it...well iv puked everymorning since iv been here so i guess that means im havin a good time lol....british pple are crazy and they def know how to party....wev been to a few clubs and have quickly discovered that their favorite pick up line here it telling us that they are princes...so far we have suppsedly hung out with british, greek, and italian royalty. well i dont know how true that is but we have hung out in VIP everynite so far....so as long as they are suuplyin the drinks i dont care who the hell they are.....but madddddddd cute boys to choose from iv have made out with four already mwahahah....the first nite we went to two clubs n then ended up at a casinno which was kind of shady...then on our way out we met two guys one of whom played simba in the british version of the lion king musicall.....hhahaah how cooooool. ummmm lets see wat else the area that we live in is crazyy all super super rich pple ....and Harrrods is a few blocks away along with like every other great store..its kind of like 5th ave in the city....this is going to b trouble.....and indeed eveything isss soooooo expensive i think iv already gone thru bout half my money in the first two days...so to conserve i have just stopped eating...i think iv eaten bout two meals consisting of yogurt since iv gotten here.......perfect for u joeyy........oh and for fel: Hyde Park thats rite across the street from me is where Finding Never land was shot (and the acutal park they hung out in) aaaand on the other side of the park is where james barry actually lived and there is a peter pan statue in the park i shall take u to it. hmmm wat else....well showering is a constant battle..so i have stopped doing that as well..haha no just kidding but its impossible to take a normal shower u eather get scolding hot water (i have already burned of a layer of my skin) or freezing cold icicle water...never both....and the toilets dont just flush the first time u press them u have to like pump it ten times b4 it goes dwn..wackkkkkkk the birtish need to get on this plumbing crap...the flats pretty nice tho xxcept my room is alway freezing and i will probably die of pneumonia b4 i leave here.....theres no cable and every channel that we do have is BBC which is eather news or nature shows wtf lol so fel i leave u the task of tapin the next 4 months of greys for me.perrtyy pleaseeeeeee oh yeah and the british are very forward they totally just grab u, like wen they whistle at u on the streeet they will acutally come up to u and grab ur assss......like at the club last nite a guy like grabbed me and forced me to kiss him acutally freaked me out a lil bit and they say exactly wats on their mind no holding back so if they think u have "a fabulous bossom" or a "lovely butt" they will indeed tell u yeahh iv gottten them all....and they are not very fond of amercians and love abusing bush that part i dont mind hahaha oh yeahh no1 else frekain goes out its just me and the one grl chelsea like we got the gayest group of marist pple ever booooooo ne whoo im tired and need to go back to sleep...and i smell bad JOEY GET UR BUTT HERE ASAP! we have some london conquering to do and i have started without u!
oh p.s to joey dont bother bringing hair dryers of straightneres....they willl xplode even with a converter
miss u guys!!! send me things! ill put up my adress laterrrrr