YOUR CHILDREN DESERVE LEXCORP JETPACKS (yesthatnagia) wrote in _terzarima,
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[FF7] Random snip I found while cleaning out my fic folder.

[t]itle: YUFFIE'S ADVENTURES IN TRANSCENDENTALISM
[r]ating: G.
[w]ordcount: 190.
[f]andom: FF7.
[p]airing: None.
[s]ummary: It's probably her age, but she just doesn't get it.
[n]otes: Very short. Is centred on ONE JOKE. Yuffie is also adorable. That's why I'm using this icon.

TUTOR:
[holds up scroll].
This is a scroll. What makes it a scroll, Kisaragi-chan?

YUFFIE:
It is made of paper, and is rolled up, and has writings, sensei.

TUTOR:
Does it contain knowledge?

YUFFIE:
Yes, it contains knowledge.

TUTOR:
So, it is rolled up, and it is made of cloth and paper, and has knowledge. This makes it a scroll, does it not, Kisaragi-chan?

YUFFIE:
Yes, sensei.

TUTOR:
[holds up empty tea bowl.]
And what is this?

YUFFIE:
That is an empty tea bowl, sensei.

TUTOR:
And what makes it a tea bowl, Kisaragi-chan?

YUFFIE:
[confused]
It is a tea bowl, sensei. It is a clay bowl, of a tea bowl's size and a tea bowl's depth.

TUTOR:
I see, deshi.
And what makes it any different from the scroll?

YUFFIE:
[again confused]
It is a tea bowl. It is obviously not a scroll. The scroll is not pottery, the tea bowl is not paper.


TUTOR:
And here is where you are wrong.
There is no difference between the tea bowl and the scroll. Everything is one.
YUFFIE:
Yes, sensei, but have you tried to drink tea from a scroll?
Tags: ff7, jokefic, kid-yuffie, random snip
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