oo1. Name: Jess
oo2. Age: 16
oo3. Birthday: 1st August 1988
oo4. Location: Brisbane, Australia
oo5. Where You Wish You Were Located: New York! Even though I sprained my ankle ice skating in Central Park, I still love that city.
Favorites! (no more than six, please)
oo6. Books: The ‘Tomorrow When The War Began’ series by John Marsden. Technically that’s seven books, but hey!
oo7. Movies: Rat Race, Mean Girls, Nightmare Before Christmas and Jawbreakers.
oo8. Bands: I pretty much like what ever is in the charts, but at the moment I’m loving Britney Spears, Green Day and Ashlee Simpson. I also like Snoop Dog's Drop It Like It’s Hot, which has just been released in Australia.
oo9. Same sex marriage: Very for, doesn’t matter what sex the couple are. Love is the same in any country, language or sex.
o10. Abortion: For, if the parent or parents don’t think they can handle having a child or can’t afford it, what kind of life can they provide for it? Especially if the woman was rapped or the child may hurt itself of the mother at child birth etc.
o11. Bush or Kerry and why: Well I don’t live in America so I can’t really have a non-biased opinion. However, Bush seems to be doing okay…
o12. Drugs and alcohol: I definitely don’t do drugs, but I don’t discriminate against people who do. It is their own choice. Alcohol I am for, but only in moderation. I don’t judge people who don’t drink, I actually kind of admire them.
o13. Religion (and yours, you will not be judged on this, it is out of curiosity.): I’m atheist, which means I don’t believe in any God, I believe in the Evolution of Man etc.
o14. Describe your perfect wedding: Beach wedding. Hawaii. Need I say more?
o15. If you only had one more day to live, how would you spend it?: An hour per family member then the left over hours as a big group. This question makes me sad ;_;
o16. Career plans: My dream job would be a model, I would really love to be a fashion designer, I would love to by a stylist, I would like to be a professional dancer, and it would be ok to be a graphic designer.
o17. Sign: Leo!! Outgoing and eccentric ^_^
o18. Do you do any extracurriculars/sports etc?: Do I ever! Rhythmic gymnastics, artistic gymnastics, hip hop dancing, jazz dancing, badminton, soccer and I’m finally joining cheerleading! Since Australian high schools don’t have cheerleading, I am joining a gymnastics club that teaches it anyway.
o19: Where did you hear about us from: community_quest
Finish the sentence:
o20. Since when does: channel 7 show my favorite show (Scrubs) at 11:30?!?
o21. How Long: do I have left of summer holidays? Answer: three weeks ;_;
o22. What did you do with: my boyfriend?!?!?
o23. Why do: boys cheat?
o24. Hold on: I’m driving!!!!!
o25. Where did you promote us?
It was really easy to promote, I searched for ‘promoting’ as an interest then found all the ones that said ‘No joined required’.
And lastly, amuse us! With a joke or a funny story or something. =)
This is the best part!!
Q. Why did Tigger the Tiger look down the toilet?
A. To see if he could find Pooh!
I live for this joke, seriously:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
I will post pictures when I get the chance because they are on a different computer.
Okay it’s midnight and I’m going to bed already!