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1. Name: Katee
2. Age: 14
3. location: Pittsburgh, PA
4. Penis size: 12 inches, I mean, wait, what?
5. Cup size: 34B
6. Tell me something interesting about you.: I have never gotten caught for doing anything bad. I'm sly.
7. Would you go down on us? For sure
8. Greatest gift anyone can give: A basket full of kittens
9. Ten bands : Belle and Sebastian, The Brunettes, Chiodos, Kill Hannah, Sunny Day Real Estate, Cute is What we Aim For, Motion City Soundtrack, Danger: Radio, Architecture in Helsinki, Animal Collective
10. If you were a fruit what kind would you be? Would you be eaten or thrown? And if thrown then at who? Kiwi, thrown, babies.
11. Is pimping easy? Hell naw sucka, pimpin' ain't easy.
12. Were you invited by someone? If so.. by who? nope.

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1. Name?: Emily
2. Age?: Fourtreen
3. Location?: Columbia, SC
4. Penis size?: N/A
5. Cup size?: 34B
6. Tell me something interesting about you: I can make really funny/strange faces, I play the cello
7. Would you go down on us? I'd think/dream about it, but I wouldn't actually do it
8. Greatest gift anyone can give?: A smile, even if you're having a bad day and you see a stranger smile at you, it helps
9. Ten bands: Brand New, Panic! At the Disco, Death Cab for Cutie, gregoRy and the hawK, The Early November, Smashing Pumpkins, Gorillaz, Keane, Blink 182, The Killers
10. If you were a fruit what kind would you be? Would you be eaten or thrown? And if thrown then at who?: I'd be a mandarine orange, I wouldn't be eaten I would be painted into a still life because even oranges can be beautiful. ;)
11. Is pimping easy?: No sir
12. Were you invited by someone? If so.. by who?: I was just looking at LJ communities

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Application:
1. Name:
Sarah Michelle
2. Age: 15yrs.
3. location: Olive Branch, Mississippi. Right outside Memphis, TN--but don't let that make you think im a redneck. far from it.
4. Penis size (The mods need some penis lovin): Don't have one, but I have a vagina and its nice.
5. Cup size (I guess we have to be fair): 38c
6. Tell me something interesting about you.: I support all gays-lesbians-and bisexual youth, I have very strong opinons on a lot of political issues dealing with that, and just anything political. I am not a boring person I love to have fun, within in extent I dont do drugs, but I have before. I like to drink, and hang out with friends. I am pretty much just like any teenage girl, trying to find herself. I dont care what people say about me, cause I like me.
7. Would you go down on us? ;): Yes, and Im not just saying that cause I really wanna get in. but I would because yall' are all hottt.
8. Greatest gift anyone can give: A hugg. everyone likes those.
9. Ten bands: Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Blitzkid, Blink 182, Shadows Fall, HIM, Black Sabbath, Lamb of God, Mrs. Fletcher, and Of Autumn
10. If you were a fruit what kind would you be? Would you be eaten or thrown? And if thrown then at who? I would be a grape becuase sometimes they are sweet and sometimes they are sour. I would only be thrown if I were sour, and whoever I was being that way toward.
11. Is pimping easy?--Sometimes it is, and sometimes it isn't.
12. Were you invited by someone? If so.. by who? No, I found it all by myself.

 

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Application:
1. Name Sarah
2. Age 19
3. location Malibu CA/Richmond VA
4. Penis size (The mods need some penis lovin) - not necessary.. why i have the fiance.. mm
5. Cup size (I guess we have to be fair) 34D
6. Tell me something interesting about you. - im bored and its 3am
7. Would you go down on us? ;) - um yes in a second
8. Greatest gift anyone can give - shoes
9. Ten bands - Anberlin, Mae, Underoath, the rocket summer, kings of leon, emery, death cab, hawthorne heights, bright eyes, infectious organisms
10. If you were a fruit what kind would you be? Would you be eaten or thrown? And if thrown then at who? um a grapefruit.. bc theyre pink and um good.
11. Is pimping easy? no pimp here
12. Were you invited by someone? If so.. by who? nopers


Then submit atleast 5 pictures. And make sure that we can see your face clearly in at least three. And use an lj cut.


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name phoenix rue
age 20 [the oldest applicant?]
location UCB - Berkeley, CA
penis size strangers know, i'm that huge
cup size i prefer shot glasses. and i like em dirty.
something interesting about me i can see through walls. i want to be a commercial pilot for the german airline Lufthansa, fuck the college degree.
would you go down on us does that constitute simultaneously? because i am that talented.
greatest gift anyone can give an escape from the routine
ten bands elbow. eisley. sigur ros. rufus wainwright. marc broussard. led zeppelin . david bowie. the doors. tomahawk. tool.
if you were a fruit what kind would you be? would you be eaten or thrown? If thrown, then at who? starfruit. because how rad would it be to say: im a star fruit when someone asks your nationality? i'd be thrown- at the little boys at M.J.'s neverland. because thats what they need, more traumatisation from having a fruit thrown at them.

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Application:
1. Name: Nicole Renae
2. Age: 16
3. location: Charlton MA
4. Penis size (The mods need some penis lovin): if I had a penis, I'd def. want to be at least 15
5. Cup size (I guess we have to be fair): 34B
6. Tell me something interesting about you: I like to dance around in my house with a tutu
7. Would you go down on us? ;): you just give a name place and date and I'm there
8. Greatest gift anyone can give: a digital camera
9. Ten bands: brand new, mest, yellowcard, weezer, the spill canvas, the killers, taking back sunday, starting line, hawthorne heights, sugarcult
10. If you were a fruit what kind would you be? Would you be eaten or thrown? And if thrown then at who? an orange, thrown, the marching band
11. Is pimping easy? if you got the skill like me
12. Were you invited by someone? If so.. by who? no

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Application:
1. Name: courtney
2. Age: 15
3. locatio:tampa fl
4. Penis size (The mods need some penis lovin)doesnt exist. but if it did, it would be huge.
5. Cup size (I guess we have to be fair)34C almost a D
6. Tell me something interesting about you. i'm only 4'10" muahaha
7. Would you go down on us? ;) sorry sweeties
8. Greatest gift anyone can give: love and happiness
9. Ten bands: brand new, taking back sunday, fall out boy, dashboard confessional, my chemical romance, hoobastank, yellowcard, maroon 5, evanescence, switchfoot
10. If you were a fruit what kind would you be? Would you be eaten or thrown? And if thrown then at who? i think i'd be a strawberry. hopefully i'd be eaten by my secret crush ;)
11. Is pimping easy?i dont pimp anymore because it was too much work =)
12. Were you invited by someone? If so.. by who? no...i was looking for communities like this =)

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um, so, yeah. i'm already a member, but my other journal was deleted. so basically, i don't really have to apply. but what the hell, i have nothing else to do. and it's not a big risk because 1) i'm a member and all, and you can't prevent a member from being a member, and 2) tany, elaine, and caitie all love me. like, to the point of obsession. it's strange. i guess i'm just THAT hot.

anyway.


Application:
1. name: devon.
2. age: seventeen.
3. location: berkeley, ca.
4. penis size (The mods need some penis lovin) nonexistent. sorry.
5. cup size (I guess we have to be fair): huuuuge.
6. tell me something interesting about you: i'm in the berkeley rubber band club.
7. would you go down on us? ;) like i haven't already.
8. greatest gift anyone can give: a song written just for you. or love. or, hey, cold hard cash. whatever works.
9. ten bands: azure ray, ben gibbard, iron & wine, sharks keep moving, ben lee, elliott smith, the shins, fischerspooner, the faint, old jimmy eat world
10. if you were a fruit what kind would you be? Would you be eaten or thrown? And if thrown then at who?: um, what the hell? okay, i would be a papaya, and i would be thrown at george w. bush. i mean, if a pretzel can knock him unconscious, i'd probably be able to do a little damage as a papaya.
11. is pimping easy? helll nah
12. were you invited by someone? if so.. by who? by tany, a million years ago.

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