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Shear Confidence: A Simplekill Community

Shear Condfidence: A Simplekill Community
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This is a community for the local Floridian band Simplekill. If you do not like Simplekill, then you are a sad, sad soul and you do not belong here. This is for Simpekill fans only. Nothing more, nothing less.


1. SIMPLEKILL FANS ONLY! Once again, if you do not like Simplekill, then you are the lowest of human beings. You are somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're really thirsty. In short, we don't like haters, and you need to take your anger and agression somewhere else. There is no negativity here.

2. STICK TO THE SUBJECT! This isn't a community where you can talk about anything. We have a subject here. And I've said it many times so if you still don't know what the subject is, please leave your name and address so I can personally come over to your house and bash you on the forhead with a can of beans because you are a RETARD! You can't come in here and talk about any old thing you want. We don't stand for that shit here. If you want to rant and rave about your mother or sister or the lesbian relationship your mother is having with your sister, then I'm sure there are communities for that. Find one. If there isn't a community for such things, then call Jerry Springer. ALL OFF-SUBJECT POSTS WILL BE DELETED WITHOUT NOTICE!!!!!

3. DON'T START ANY DRAMA! There are communities for bullshit like that. Here, we don't like drama and drama queens, kings, princess, or whatever you want to call it. If you have a problem with Simplekill or their fans or someone in this community, then dial 1-900-NO-ONE-GIVES-A-FLYING-FUCK.

4. If you want to post pictures or lyrics or something like that, please put them in a livejournal cut.

If you have any problems with the above said rules, then pick up the phone and repeatedly bash your head with the reciever until you get your sense of humor back. If it does not come back, then just crawl into a dark hole for the rest of your life because you are hopeless.

Thank you and please try the chicken.

Relavent Links:
Simplekill Website
Listen to Simplekill


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