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Kill de bastards

Hef Twin Busted for Catfight with Her Sis!

Posted Oct 10th 2008 3:19PM by TMZ Staff
Hugh Hefner's new twin GFs don't just beat the living crap out of other people -- they also kick the s**t out of each other.

We've learned Karissa Shannon was arrested just two months before she and sis Kristina were pinched for aggravated battery back in January. In this case, however, she was popped for kicking her own twin sister in the face. Lovely.

Here's the blow-by-blow, according to the charge report: When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside their apartment "wearing only blue jean pants" and "bleeding from her nose," while Karissa was standing over Kristina asking who had done this, "as if she had no idea what had happened."

Best part: a neighbor said he witnessed the one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though "he could not identify which sister was which." Karissa eventually fessed up.


A very not work safe image of the twins: Clicky!
button of fear

“So Sambo beat the bitch!”

This, according to an eyewitness, is how Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin described Barack Obama’s win over Hillary Clinton to political colleagues in a restaurant a few days after Obama locked up the Democratic Party presidential nomination.

Lucille, a waitress serving her table at the time (and who asked that her last name not be used) said that Palin was eating lunch with five or six people when the subject of the Democrat’s primary battle came up. The governor, seemingly not caring that people at nearby tables would likely hear her, uttered the slur and then laughed loudly as her meal mates joined in appreciatively.

“It was kind of disgusting,” Lucille, who is part Aboriginal, said in a phone interview after admitting that she is frightened of being discovered telling folks in the “lower 48” about life near the North Pole.

Then, almost with a sigh, she added, “But that’s just Alaska.”

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Texas town responds to Colbert's 'outhouse' slam

Friday, August 15, 2008 9:33:34 PM
Stephen Colbert's one-man campaign against towns named Canton has its latest target firing back. A city councilman in Canton, Texas, joked that he would "mash his nose" after the comedian referred to the town as an "incorporated outhouse."

"What does that sucker know about it? He's never been here anyway," Councilman John Fuller said in a story Friday in the Tyler Morning Telegraph.

In an ongoing gag on his Comedy Central show "The Colbert Report," Colbert has been taking pot shots at various towns named Canton. It began when he referred to a Georgia town as "the crappy Canton."

Colbert then referred to Canton, Kan., with an unprintable epithet, and referred to Canton, S.D., as "North Dakota's dirty ashtray."

Cantons in Connecticut, Illinois, Massachusetts, North Carolina and Ohio have so far escaped Colbert's ire.

Leaders of the Texas town of Canton, which has a population of about 5,100, invited Colbert to the town's monthly flea market -- which, according to a city Web site, harkens back to Texas' frontier traditions, "when it was common to trade a rifle for a good hunting dog."

"Canton is known worldwide," City Manager Andy McCuistion said of the town, located about 55 miles southeast of Dallas. "You can go anywhere in the world, and people will say, `Canton? Yeah, I know where that is. It's where that big flea market is.'

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we are not amused

this is probably sketchy at best...

...but I remain vaguely optimistic.

9:40 AM 8/14/08 · Haven't skimmed the internet for anything about this as yet but there's something really wonky going on here. It seems that two men from Georgia, not the one that Russia is currently blowing the fuck out of, have claimed to have in their possession defintive proof that Bigfoot exists. They've listed photos, DNA evidence, and an actual body. They plan to reveal the full details tomorrow in Palo Alto.

I've a couple problems with this...though the fact I heard about this on KCBS 740 AM radio news I'm inclined to not just brush this off as what it sounds. Kinda guy I am I like to think there actually is a Bigfoot but it seems really odd that people that get this proof from one side of the country are going to bring it all the way to the other side, to the very town I live in, to reveal it to the world.

Suppose there could be another Palo Alto than the one in California...I dunno.

Not going to bother tracking down a link to add to this. They plan to reveal all of this tomorrow (Friday) and I expect if they're for real then it will be all over the news. Clarification of a new or previously unknown species tends to make headlines.

The newscaster, this was from the Osgood Report, is about as sketchy on this as I am and mentioned it might just be a promo for some movie or something. He cited a similar case about a year back, that I never heard of, where someone popped up with a similar claim regarding alien life.

That fell through given that the wealth of evidence was an exceptionally blurry photo.

3:31 PM 8/14/2008 · Okay, I lied. Here's a link: Clicky!
4 - puppy love

Cloned puppies may have exposed 31-year mystery

Saturday, August 09, 2008 7:15:19 PM

A woman who made news around the world when she had five pups cloned from her beloved pit bull Booger looked very familiar to some who saw her picture: She may be the same woman who 31 years earlier was accused of abducting a Mormon missionary in England, handcuffing him to a bed and making him her sex slave.

A paper trail of court documents and jail booking information uncovered by The Associated Press suggests 57-year-old dog-lover Bernann McKinney is Joyce McKinney, who in 1977 faced charges of unlawful imprisonment in the missionary case. She jumped bail and was never brought to justice.

British tabloids first recognized the blonde woman's smiling face when she appeared in news photographs this past week with the five pit bull pups she paid South Korean scientists $53,000 to clone from her pet dog Booger who died two years ago.

There is indeed a striking resemblance between Bernann McKinney and Joyce McKinney. Arrest records and court documents for the two names over the years show other similarities: the same birth date and Social Security numbers, the same hometown of Newland, N.C., and Joyce McKinney's middle name is Bernann.

"It fits," said Utah filmmaker Trent Harris, who made a documentary about Joyce McKinney's case. He said photographs of McKinney and the dogs left him with no question about her identity.

"I said 'Oh my God, that's Joyce,'" he said.

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Associated Press writers Marlon Walker in Raleigh, N.C., Meera Selva in London, Solvej Schou in Los Angeles and AP researcher Jennifer Farrar contributed to this report.