• tawaki

Textbook. Ab-so-lute-ly textbook

Story or Series Title: Fell in love with a Prince
Fandom: Lord of the Clichéd Legomances
CulpritAuthor's Name: Faythe
Full Name (Plus Titles if Any): Arianna Evenstar
Full Species: Mostly Elf, part Human and part Maia
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): Black brown
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): Blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A birthmark of feathery wings.
Special Possessions: A second Evenstar pendant, Legolas' balls
Annoying Origin: Ostensibly Elrond and Celebrían
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen's sister, Elrond and Celebrían's daughter, Aragorn's future sister-in-law, Vardamir's first cousin...
Annoying Special Abilities: To break the keyboard with my head
Other Annoying Traits: nmnjkui8u09klm .,,mpokk-0

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Kill it with Ariana, *NUKEFLAIL*, Ariana Dumbledore

Wangsty!MPreg!Harry-Stu, Part 1/3

Story Or Series Title: Harry Potter and a Series of Unfortunate, yet Highly Amusing, but Most Problematic Events
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: [Unknown]

Full Name of Sue (plus titles if any): Harry Potter; Draco Malfoy
Full Species(es): Canonicus Stuus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Presumed canon for both.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Presumed canon for both.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Presumed canon for both.
Special Possessions (if any): A temporary uterus; Harry Potter's balls

Annoying Origin: Some Harry/Draco's shipper's deranged imagination.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claim to be them.
Annoying Special Abilities: Getting pregnant, being even angstier than canon-Harry and whinier about it to boot, completely lacking logic; knocking up another wizard, being typical fanon!Draco
Other Annoying Traits: Existing.


Disclaimer: I don’t want to own this fic, and I don’t. Dunno who does – some anon. JKR owns all, including the Dumbledore backstory. <3~ I own only the cracked AU where my sporkers hail from.

ONE FOR THE MONEY!

TWO FOR THE SHOW!

THREE TO GET READY!

AND HERE! WE! GO!

 

Harry Potter and a Series of Unfortunate, yet Highly Amusing, but Most Problematic Events


Sporker’s Note: Katherine sounds archaic when it comes to innuendo-related terms due to coming from the late 19th century. :P

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Ever hear of Classic Who, Suethor?

X-post from deleterius

Story or Series Title: The Strange Planet
Fandom: Time Lord of the Rings
Culprit Author's Name: Dalek Khan
Full Name: Sarah Jane Smith, Legolas Thranduilion, The Doctor, K-9
Full Species: Regulafracta tarditis, Regulafractus sylvanus, Regulafractus noneratpertwee, Canis robotum
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon, like in movieverse, blond
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): Like in canon, like in movieverse, blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Does the Third Doctor looking nothing like Jon Pertwee count?
Special Possessions: Sarah has a K-9 already!
Annoying Origin: London, Mirkwood, Gallifrey, and Titan
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Have four locked away in the Pharaoh's coffin (in The Daleks' Master Plan)
Annoying Special Abilities: To warp two canons
Other Annoying Traits: v xcgftre56dtrr76tryugbvhj nmyi7

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    "O Death, Where Is Thy Sting" -- Handel
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Elrond's other daughter, #2985984

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Story or Series Title: The Hope Within
Fandom: Lord of the Messed-Up Family Trees
Culprit Author's Name: bostongrl1661
Full Name: Raina Peredhil
Full Species: Human/Elf hybrid
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): "Black as coal"
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): "silvery-grey"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Well, once the PPC are through with her...
Special Possessions: Legolas, it looks like.
Annoying Origin: Elrond and Celebrían
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Elrond and Celebrían's daughter; Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen's sister; Vardamir's cousin.
Annoying Special Abilities: To mess up the canon
Other Annoying Traits: hbjhjyu7gyutyt65trcgfbv cv bvcgf3

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Hey everyone! Long time no spork!

The community, she is not dead, is she?

Annyhooo, I found this nasty little brat lurking in the Pit and simply HAD to spork it.

Story Or Series Title: Finding the Reasons, Fighting the Truth
Fandom: Leggy is TEH REBULLSZZZ!!
Culprit Author's Name: LoopyLeah13

Full Name of Sue (plus titles if any): Legolas Greenleaf
Full Species(es): Emo Elf
Hair Color (include adjectives): Same as in canon, though I won't be surprised if he dyes it black at some point
Eye Color (include adjectives): Same as in canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Same as in canon
Special Possessions (if any): One heck of a bad attitude. Also, he has a dad who's a total square, and his older brother (?!) is a jerk.

Annoying Origin: a Suethor's dank mind
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claims to be one of them
Annoying Special Abilities: Could probably turn whining into an Olympic sport
Other Annoying Traits: Did I mention the whining?

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

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"Desperate Measures" must be taken

Hi guys! I found a fic that is ripe for the sporking, entitled "Desperate Measures." It's about Arrogant!Rebellious!Veela!Harry and how he gets together with OOC!Veela!Draco and they have egg children. Yeah, it's Mpreg, which I normally don't have an issue with, but it is so *vague* in this story that I feel it should just have been left out or turned into an Animagus fic. Did I mention they can turn into birds? Yeah. Cause of the veela thing.

There is also Ron-bashing, Dumbledore-bashing, a fair bit of McGonagall- and Pomfrey-bashing, and ENTIRELY out of left field, some Remus-bashing. Cause how DARE Remus Lupin allow Harry to live with the Dursleys when he, a man who turns into a bloodthirsty and uncontrollable beast once a month, could have simply *adopted* Harry and spared him all that childhood pain! The logic, it does nothing!

There is plenty of Sue!Luna and Sue!Hermione, too, but I didn't get a very good look at it. I'm just assuming.

I would spork this, but it is very long and there are parts that just bored the pants off me. And I'm trying to read more goodfic, cause I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by badfic. If anybody wants to claim this, the URL is: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4228464/1/Desperate_Measures.

So, any takers?