This post is to inform you that _revolution_ is now a closed community. In addition, most of you are no longer members.
This isn't because we don't like you. We do like you. We just decided that we wanted our cyberspace back. We want to be a happier, more private little family.
If you want to still be a member of _revolution_, you can. All you have to do is contact me and show me that you do actually know who started this revolution and what it's about. This is our little planning room, with the big round hardwood table and all the posters on the wall, where we meet in our fabulous outfits to discuss our schemes. This is our inner circle.
Do you really know what you're getting into, walking into this room? If so, knock, and we'll talk to you.
If not, you're probably best just skipping off back to the rest of your life, and continuing to listen to your music and sprinkle your glitter.
Stay fabulous, all of you. Each shining light brightens the world, and someday it will all glow surpassingly.
the Secretary of the Revolution