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[03 Jun 2005|03:47pm]

click here.
you will get $25 and i will get $5.
register >> go >> fill out the info

(seriously, it takes five minutes and you get $25 FOR FREE)

[01 Jun 2005|08:18pm]



[click above link]

Just a quote, cuz I'm bored [25 May 2005|10:39pm]

"Sex, if let go unprotected, it could be a horrible experience: chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, and relationships"

[25 May 2005|10:26pm]

It's called hits4pay basically an advertising company sends you e-mails and for every e-mail you read you get $.02, then if you refer someone every e-mail they read you get $.01 and then if they refer someone every e-mail they read you get $.01 until you get $25.00 and then they send you a check.

Simple Pimple. The e-mails come straight to you and you just have to scroll down to the bottom and that's it.

Plus you get a bonus $10.00 just for signing up. If you're interested please sign up under me by clicking this banner:

Get Paid To Read Emails

For people in the US and Canada only.

[20 May 2005|06:30pm]


[12 May 2005|10:03pm]

I have a random thing for you.


This is a community for two friends of mine, who are very awesome and very insane. Check it out, read over the previous entries (there are only a few), and see if it doesn't make you giggle.

Click the link. You know you want to. Do it. Do it now.

spam! [19 Apr 2005|07:20pm]


i guess it's paypal's new competition.
so, they're supposedly giving out $25 to pre-register,
there's my "promo code".

[12 Apr 2005|04:38pm]


[10 Apr 2005|09:04pm]

A Georgous community

from my myspace inbox. [10 Apr 2005|02:41pm]

did anyone else get this on myspace??? jesus christ...

Body: Good Day! I am glad to find there are interesting persons in this place! And I would be glad to get acquainted with someone like you! I want to introduce myself: . My real name is Stanley Okafor,a male from Enugu State in Nigeria, i also stay in my country Nigeria now. I am 22yrs of age. I will like to use this opportunity to tell u that i'm active and strong in any area .I promise, i will be good to u and take good care of u more than any other person can do, i hope u will like to be in my country Nigeria cos. u will experience some of our cultures , will u like come to my country Nigeria?, with me it will be possible for u. I wanna make a real love with u ok, i realy luv. u, if u don' t want to come to Nigeria then tell me how we gat to meet face to face and share our love together, this is my contact address. My email is skyduke2005@yahoo.com
U can contact me through it

Ur picture trip me, Anyway i'm looking for a pritty lady that is caring and know what is called love that will be my life parttner for life, Even if we don't get married, i want u to be a good friend of mine, the one i can give all my trust and can rely on, then i will send my picture to u for a court marriage, or if it is INVITATION LETTER. While i'm saying this is that it will be fasten our love and we will now have a real love and a physical sex . I hope u have a postal address and phone number, i need all ur contact. Comming to know me much My real name is Stanley Ikechukwu Okafor, like i said it in the begining,i was born in Enugu State that's my state of origin and i was born in the year 29th march 1983 by the time month of march 2005 will runs over i will become 22 of age. My full contact is 22 Amangwu Iji Nike,
Enugu East Local Government Area,
Enugu State in Nigeria.
My postal address is P.o.Box 3020 Enugu State in Nigeria and also my cell phone number will be soon, i give it u. You can easily contact me any time ok.i really care for u sweet heart, ur so sweet, i care for u badly. Have a greate day.
pls sweet heart if ur interesting when replying just give me ur postal adress so that i will send my pictures to u ok.

Do u like masquerade?, if u woundn't mind i will purchase it and sent it to u soon, it is one of Nigeria culture , it is a masquerade cultural dance. It is in VCD . Believe me u need to watch it. I love u honey.
With Love From


[10 Apr 2005|03:12pm]


a few text headers

lyrics from Hello Goodbye, The Used, Tegen and Sara, Brand new
here goes...Collapse )

[02 Apr 2005|05:50pm]


I made some new headers-

random lyric headersCollapse )

[02 Apr 2005|09:41am]

and it works immediately and sounds great...

[01 Apr 2005|03:50pm]


Join free_stuff

for icons and headers.

[01 Apr 2005|02:29pm]


I only have one. My computer is on
stupid mode right now..and I can`t
make more. But i`m hopefully getting
a new one sooooon.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

-credit (runsn2windows21)

[31 Mar 2005|03:01pm]


Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

[25 Mar 2005|03:39pm]

[ mood | giggly ]

Salad fingerss... WATCH IT!Collapse )

[23 Mar 2005|04:37pm]


happy birhtday to me. Happy birthday to me.
Happy birhtday to meeeee happy birthday to me.

[23 Mar 2005|01:50pm]
Win FREE TICKETS to the New England Metal and Hardcore Festival (Featuring Between the Buried and Me, As I Lay Dying, Most Precious Blood, Remembering Never, With Honor, Hatebreed, Unearth, Obituary, Chimaira, Cryptopsy, King Diamond, Nile, and Soilwork)

[22 Mar 2005|10:11am]

If you guys are anything like me you probably hate seeing advertisements, but the community I'm posting isn't complete crap like a lot of "rating communities" you see. But... If you really don't want to check it out I'll spare you.


*sparing you*Collapse )

[21 Mar 2005|04:08pm]


new iconage..

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

random textCollapse )

[20 Mar 2005|10:45am]


I just made this community-
Join it if you are in love with the

if you are a random person
I think that you would really like it.
PLEASE join.

and join __promo__ for all of
your promoting needs.

[27 Feb 2005|08:26pm]


Check out this great site that is giving away totally FREE iPod Shuffles!

I've joined and I think you should as well.

It's a completely legitimate offer, and this company has already given away $4 million in FREE stuff!

All you have to do is join, complete an online offer, and refer friends to do the same. That's it!

Here is my referral link. To help me get my iPod Shuffle, click this exact link to join, or copy and paste it into a browser:

[27 Feb 2005|12:19am]


[24 Feb 2005|04:40pm]


I got a myspace a little while ago..
add me:) ((If you have one?))<33--

http://www.surfjunky.com/?r=alltheway14 [23 Feb 2005|11:32pm]

Do it. free money. very easy. just leave a web page open. Sign up its hot.

Newbie Randomness. [16 Feb 2005|10:42pm]



I'm New. And I found that.

So Hello, Good night.

[03 Feb 2005|09:31pm]

ok this came up in engish class:

if you had to have a foursome with 3 celebrities at least one being your sex, who would it be?

i chose rupaul, beautiful either way and counts for two people...

[21 Jan 2005|09:23pm]



Created by thetoasternetwork and taken 5637 times on bzoink!

What's a weird fear you have that no one else probably does?windchimes. SHUT UP!
Is not Jon Stewart great?jon stewart helped me find jesus.
What song are you listening to?uh. some eazy e song.
Best face wash/acne fighting product?brevoxyl.
How loud do you sneeze?i achu high pitched like a dainty southern belle.
Do you like your handwriting?it's way awesome.
Ugliest color you've ever seen?WHITE ON UNDERWEAR.
Does having matching socks matter to you?hell naw!
If you were in band, what would you call it?uh. 187 & the glocks.
Last time you were on a plane?wow. a year. that's sad.
Have a digital camera?kodak dx6490, holla!
How big is your TV?haha which one?! 36".
Have you ever heard of Mystery Science Theater 3000?pssh. yes.
How many pillows do you sleep with?six, and they're calvin klein, ooh la la!
sXe.. good or bad?GHEY AS HELL.
Most annoying commercail ever?wow. can't think of any.
Lamest pick-up line ever?all of them.
Dumbest song ever?trio, da-da-da.
Worst way to die?being ripped to shreds by a pack of TJ dogs.
Who's the funniest comedian?wow. dave chappelle, lewis black, jamie foxx.
Ever been in a car accident?nope.
Ever had braces?yes.
Do you know HTML?yes.
What's the most useless class in school?um. gym.
Best Jones Soda flavor?!!! PINK! but i don't think they make it anymore. I like CRUSHED MELON, too.
Something you collect?hewro kitty!
Something you're allergic to?puerto ricans.
Something you wish would die?emo.

Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to bzoink!


[17 Jan 2005|12:04pm]

Random pictures...Collapse )

[16 Jan 2005|05:49pm]


Okay..I`m sure that all of
you are random..so you should
join my random community<3:)

[16 Jan 2005|03:59pm]


Which Random Image are you?
Favorite Color
You are:
This quiz by Reaper - Taken 274680 Times.
New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology

vince, this makes me think of your cat.

[29 Dec 2004|10:17pm]

I ♥ Chicago news.

"if you want to ring in the new year, please don't use gunfire."

there was actually a press conference for this?

[21 Dec 2004|12:30am]

Ok this is a little off topic but it has to do with music.

Check out this great site that is giving away totally FREE iPods!

I've joined and I think you should as well.

It's a completely legitimate offer, and this company has already given away $4 million in FREE stuff!

All you have to do is join, complete an online offer, and refer friends to do the same. That's it!

Here is my referral link. To help me get my iPod, click this exact link to join, or copy and paste it into a browser:

Who doesn't want an Ipod? this really does work just complete an offer by signing up for BMG(or whichever on) but for BMG you get 12 cd's for the price of 1 but you have to payy shipping. What i did was sold my free cd's on ebay and i made 7 dollars off it. 12 cd's times 7 dollars profit off each, you could make 80 bucks plus be able to get a free i pod to either keep or also sell on ebay for 300. If any wants to do it just sign up. IM me if you have any questions. Alltheway14@aol.com

I know this is in my journal... but... i wanted ya'll to read it too. [15 Dec 2004|04:05pm]

[ mood | amused ]

i'm and asshole. maybe the epitome of asshole...
here's what i posted on the deviantart forum today:

as a single mother of siamese twins (joined at the ass) i struggle with diapers. i mean, imagine finding a diaper to fit over the asses of two three-yearolds.(btw they're retarded too)

i began buying adult diapers, and that worked for some time. but it won't work forever. but i'm beginning to feel that diaper manufacturers are acting in a descriminatory fashion. they should make a diaper for kids with special needs.

my retarded/freakshow sons are going to need diapers for their entire lives. once they're adult sized there'll be no way to keep their fat ass covered. i've written letters, made phone calls to politicians, even called the local news. but it's as though no one cares.

the lady at channel 6 actually told me " this is not funny! i don't know who you think you are, making prank calls that are totally insensitive; but my nephew is retarded! if you call us again I WILL call the police, because this is harassment."

I'll be damned if I need to invent a whole new diaper, but they're growing fast. What should I do?

up yr nose with a rubber hose! [05 Dec 2004|11:06am]

[ mood | bored ]

[[ from: hounds_of_hell ]]


On Monday (11/22), convicted South Carolina dogfighting mastermind David Tant was handed the strictest sentence ever given for dogfighting: thirty years in prison.

Circuit Judge Wyatt Saunders pronounced the sentence after Tant pleaded guilty to 41 counts of dogfighting, following a raid on Tant's property last April in which investigators seized
dogfighting paraphernalia and 47 pit bulls. The raid came after a surveyor was shot and injured by a booby-trapped gun on the property. For that offense, Tant was convicted of assault and battery and received ten years in addition to his 30 for dogfighting.

my VICIOUS pit bull:


[04 Dec 2004|10:42pm]


I'm glad one of us got famous.
I'm afraid to listen to the CD in fear they'll suck,
& my cool hot famous skingirl dreams will be crushed.

or should I say. curb stomped.

man. that was terrible.

see, i do read. [04 Dec 2004|10:37pm]

If you put a piece of tape over a splinter, it will come out easily by removing the tape.


& if you place a slice of bread in your teeth, your eyes won't water when chopping onions.


I'm totally trusting the authors of Country Quick & Easy Recipes.

about forwarded emails [04 Dec 2004|01:22pm]

[ mood | amused ]

this was recently forwarded... and it basicly sums up... well... okay just read it...

Hello Everyone!

Want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me
your doggone chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for
making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your
concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet
stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make
these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the
rat feces and urine.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I
no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked
with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing
deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no
longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume
sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since
they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our
American troops. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask
me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell
with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer
eat pre-packaged foods because the estrogens they contain will turn me
gay. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer date the opposite sex
because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub
full of ice. I no longer have any sneakers-but that will change once I
my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have
their recipe. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214
angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every
wish. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if
I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes. (Jeeze, the BIBLE did not mention it works that way!) I no
longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to
die in the hospital (for the 1387258th time).

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive
the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in
their special e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo
much for looking out for me! I will now return the favor.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60
seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 pm
this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your
armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a
friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a
friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd
cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's mother's beautician!!!

So there!


Drumrollieo [24 Nov 2004|05:18pm]

[ mood | flirty ]

Hi! :)
I'm Darcy...and well..new! I love being random. I'm uh 13 years old..and..a girl...obviously. i like...colorful things! Like rainbows. I heard about this community from a frieeend :) lol. ermm...i like music. rap, r n b, hip hop, country, some rock...hardly any though. Like switchfoot. i like to shoppp...n...go to the movies. comment...and add me! woohoo!


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