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NO DELETE! [27 Apr 2012|04:15am]
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Click plz [03 Oct 2008|07:43pm]


Feed Me!

Adopted from Valenth
Feed Me!

Adopted from Valenth

Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!

Cat Litter Box Location Strategies [14 Jun 2008|05:11pm]
Cat Litter Box Location Strategies
 by: Nancy E. Wigal
Just like in real estate where location is crucial, so it is for your cat's litter boxes.
Here's some ideas and tips on how to effectively locate them for good cat litter box habits.
When you think about cat litter box placement, imagine if it's a place where you'd like to do your business. We humans generally cherish a quiet and private location. Your cat isn't much different. She'd like her cat litter boxes placed where she can feel safe while voiding. When animals eliminate, this is a vulnerable time for them, and if your cat doesn't feel safe and comfortable, she'll find her own location to fulfill this need.
Depending upon the cat's age and mobility, an ideal litter box location is someplace where humans don't tread constantly. Take a look around your house and think about this as you ponder locations. Some ideal places are your basement, rarely-used bathrooms, and larger closets.
If you have a room that doesn't get much traffic and won't let the odors waft all through the house, then set up a litter box in that location.
If a family member's bedroom will work (assuming that person won't be jarred awake at 3 AM when kitty is busy digging a hole to China to bury her output!), use that as well.
Many cats prefer to have a cat litter box near their favorite "hang outs." This way, they don't have to go far when nature calls.
The most desirable location will be quiet, somewhat secluded, and afford kitty the luxury of time and the feeling of safety to properly eliminate in her cat litter box.
Sometimes your cat will decide a location for you. In my home, my kitty Scout prefers the cat litter box in the exercise room in lieu of the one in the basement (which would be my first choice) and another in a nook off the kitchen.
But she doesn't like those locations as well, so it's critical that I keep that cat litter box up to her standards - clean, no deposits left over from her brother JJ, and leaving the door open - even when I'm using the exercise bike or the cross trainer! If I forget any of these things, she lets me in the most direct way possible - by not using a litter box when she needs to eliminate.
If there was ever a case where cats have staffers and hired help, I'm living proof! So take a hint from your cat...try to accomodate her preferred location for successful, consistent cat litter box usage.

If you know Shells Marine

Planning for a Pet Friendly Holiday [12 Jun 2008|06:11pm]
Planning for a Pet Friendly Holiday
 by: Gerry Neustatl
These days many holiday venues will happily allow you to bring your pet along - a move that has been welcomed by many loving pet owners and their four-legged charges. In Australia these venues tend to be Bed and Breakfasts, self-contained cottages or apartments, Farm Stays and are likely to be located outside of the capital cities and ideal for a driving holiday. In other countries such as the USA and much of Europe they can also include many motels and hotels, often located in major cities and towns.
In fact, pet friendly holidaying is becoming a very popular travel alternative. You'll save on boarding costs and enjoy a holiday with all members of your family. Many even allow you to have your pet inside with you, if this is the arrangement that you have at home.
There are some wonderful resources that make the task of finding a pet friendly holiday venue as easy as possible, and these days the Internet means that you can even picture the venue before you get there. Select a few venues that appeal then contact each one to see what they mean by pet friendly. Once you have found a suitable holiday venue try to book ahead - quality venues often find themselves booked up weeks, even months in advance.
If you plan to hire a car for the journey, many rental car companies will allow you to take your pet. You can protect the seats with a blanket or purpose built commercial product. The general rule is that you must return the car in the condition you found it, or cover the costs of cleaning or even dry cleaning.
Important Considerations
Because you're taking your pet with you there are a few extra considerations:
1. Most venues will require you to bring your pets food and water bowls, and bedding
2. Make sure that your pet is restrained in a crate or quality car harness. This is for the safety of your pet, your passengers and yourself. Protection for your upholstery is a wise move
3. Pack plenty of food for your pet, especially if your chosen holiday venue is in a remote location - a supermarket can be quite a drive away
4. Make sure your pet is collared, with current registration and contact information. If you have a mobile telephone it can be very useful to have this on the tag itself. I mean, what's the point of having only your home number listed if you won't be there?
5. There will usually be plenty of opportunity to have your dog off-leash, however do not take this as a rule. Make sure you have your leash with you at all times. You may not need it, but it's better to be safe than sorry!
6. Just like us, some pets simply do not travel well. They can become car sick, or even distressed. If this may be the case, speak to your vet about car sickness medications
7. Most venues will provide you with a brochure and map, so make sure this is kept within easy reach
8. It is wise, and often required to have your pet wormed and flea-treated. If there are likely to be ticks in the area, make sure to take preventative measures and have a tick removal tool handy at all times.
9. Finally, if your dog likes a swim, throw a few doggy towels in the back of the car.
Holiday Time
Hooray, it's time to go! The car is packed and it's time to hit the open road. You're taking your pet, so there are a few things to think about. Most are simply common sense:
1. Pets and hot cars don't mix! Too many pets die each year because they are locked in hot cars, even in winter! The solution is so simple: try not to ever leave your pet in the car by itself, but if you have to, make sure to park in the shade, leave the windows open a little for fresh air, and keep it brief
2. Remember - being able to bring your pet along is a privilege, not a right! If you wish to be welcomed back a second time, and encourage the venue to remain pet-friendly, make sure to follow the rules. They're usually pretty simple: if you are able to have your pet inside, this usually means keeping your pets off the furnishings (including beds). Many venues will also require that you collect and dispose of droppings prior to departure.
3. Finally, if there are other animals on the property, such as horses, sheep or cattle, your dog will need to be under strict voice control, possibly leashed in certain areas.

Good page. Buying a Mastiff Puppy

Community! [03 Sep 2006|02:43am]


Which band will kick ass in this round? It’s up to you to vote for a winner!

Everyone's welcome! Read the userinfo page for more info!

What effect do you have on people? [05 Apr 2006|07:42pm]


Sultryflavor Pills:

Will cause night blindness

'What effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.com

What's your theme song? [08 Mar 2006|12:57pm]

<td align="center">Your Theme Song:

"Once In A Lifetime" - Talking Heads

'What is your theme song?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Woff [03 Mar 2006|04:39pm]

Tampax...!..is like Tea Bags for goth kids.

[07 Feb 2006|08:33pm]

<td align="center"> Sultryflavor --

Benevolent to a fault

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

[16 Jan 2006|09:10pm]

Any Fall Out Boy fans?

Well you can now buy this book of short stories written by a very good friend of the band

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Click the Banner or go to askheychris.com for more details about the book, and who Christopher Gutierrez(more commonly known as "HeyChris") is and why he's important, if you don't already know.

If you’d like to do me a huge favor (You really have NO clue how much this would help me out) You can post this same banner in your journal or on your myspace profile. If you do that, make sure the journal is a public entry, and send me the link to it. I need to know where it is.

What's your rejected candle scent? [11 Jan 2006|06:37pm]

<td align="center"> Sultryflavor's rejected candle scent:


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[30 Dec 2005|04:28pm]

rorrim ym ot raey-wen yppah<-

:):):) [28 Dec 2005|01:23pm]

[ mood | YES ]

La Luna Solei [1:20 P.M.]: i clicked it
La Luna Solei [1:20 P.M.]: and it amused me
La Luna Solei [1:20 P.M.]: :-)
MindOfTwilight [1:20 P.M.]: lol
MindOfTwilight [1:21 P.M.]: well
MindOfTwilight [1:21 P.M.]: then...
MindOfTwilight [1:21 P.M.]: http://www.livejournal.com/community/random_chat/542633.html
La Luna Solei [1:21 P.M.]: haha. best quote ever: The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
- Ronald Reagan
MindOfTwilight [1:21 P.M.]: o.o
MindOfTwilight [1:21 P.M.]: lol

[11 Dec 2005|05:51pm]

Nashville the home of STAX..that's all that matters,Elvis is dead...but Booker T and MG's never died.

funny stuff [01 Nov 2005|07:00pm]

<td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000">

You will take over Turkmenistan using only a tiara

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

<td align="center">

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center">Your Pornstar Name is:
Kylie Dynasty

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[21 Oct 2005|11:04am]

best tee-shirts ever. for girls & boys!

As if he couldn't get anymore emo, he gave me a promise ring. [13 Oct 2005|09:34pm]

The finish is wearing off my ring
cheap gold paint wearing thin to copper
the 3 stones so lovingly set in
are only shards of glass.
Does this mean
our love is meant
to wear away
and crack
and chip
just like this ring you promised me?

[18 Sep 2005|10:56am]

In '82 I was the young one in the bunch
Initiation started and it ended in a punch
As I got older I got scars to prove my worth
More times than others I fell face first in the dirt
Wo ho ho can't you see, you'll never take the gang outta me.
Wo ho ho can't you see, you'll never take the gang outta me.
Runt in a pack of wolves
I was nosed up to the front
I preyed on the weekend soldiers who couldn't take the hunt
Like Julius Caesar waited for the knife stuck in his back
I stood so proud and tall and I won't go out like that.
Wo ho ho can't you see -- you'll never take the gang outta me.
Wo ho ho can't you see -- you'll never take the gang outta me.
Well all the kings before I cut down with my axe
I stood atop this world alone without a scratch
With another victory I basked right under the sun
My war was over but a new one has begun
Wo ho ho can't you see -- you'll never take the gang outta me.
Wo ho ho can't you see -- you'll never take the gang outta me!

[10 Sep 2005|11:25am]


No it's not. You can't prove anything. [09 Sep 2005|06:30pm]

[ mood | Down Feathers ]

So the Seraphim look at the Quetzalis, noting that their holy powers were greater than theirs, but not greater than the Esujim. The Steven flew in, all of them looked exactly the same as far as the Seraphim and Quetzalis were concerned. Oddly enough, the Viane were able to distinguish the difference between them.

Luzifer watched this in disgust, her hair sending burning pulses down her spine and wings. She looked at Sattan, who was also apparently angry, and issued an order to Lilith. Lilith nodded and summoned her five children: Massacre, Doomsday, Apocalypse, Armageddon, and Holocaust.

None of this. None of it.


totally want this. [09 Sep 2005|08:11pm]



[09 Sep 2005|04:37am]

i just took the dogs out, and i could hear the 'L.
i thought, that's odd. it's so far away.
then i mapquested it, and it's only 9 blocks away.

so, moral of this story,
i consider 9 blocks an insurmountable feat that i take a bus or cab to,
and it's so noisy here i can't hear a loud train 1.3 miles away.

[02 Sep 2005|04:58pm]



[25 Aug 2005|12:13pm]

Tetris are go.

[25 Aug 2005|04:44am]

my checking account balance is $2.34.

[24 Aug 2005|02:44pm]

I ♥ buses in the morning.
They're like beacons ofelectric light cutting through the pre-dawn Cook County haze.

Too bad they smell like pee.

Hi all! [15 Aug 2005|11:33pm]

[ mood | silly ]

Hey there I am new to this community and decided to post a picture. I have been dying for some place to post this and for some reason I have yet to post it in my own LJ, but I will put it here for you fine people to view and laugh at. My friend Josh is...he is special. Very special. He is not mentally retarded or anything but he is ...special in his own right. Myself, Josh, my friend Manderz, her boyfriend Mike and Manderz's little sister Shalimar were all eating brunch in a breakfast house. A balloonmaker came to us and Josh being special asked him to make a balloon that said "NOOB" on it. Here are the affects of it. I am the girl holding the balloon above my special friend...god that doesn't even sound like a word anymore...

NOOB!Collapse )


[15 Aug 2005|04:45am]

Qwning a box of Celestial Seasonings tea makes me feel so weird. Weirdly normal.
Like I should have 14 cats, a rocking chair, and cankles.

What? [14 Aug 2005|03:24pm]

[ mood | I BE RADNOM PLEZ ]

I wish people would randomly IM me.

...for more information, please call your provider with this information: Code=K873221

Note: This will not work.
Warning: Max/Alex/Malex/DoodleMan/LonelyPotato/ChaosMonkey/Dingus can be utterly random. Any disclaimer will be shot on sight.
Have a nice hello!


[11 Aug 2005|12:13am]


why are my comments always about food? [08 Aug 2005|05:26am]

I'm coo-coo for cocoa puffs.

no perverted jokes, micky... [01 Aug 2005|05:27am]

[ mood | hungry ]

tunafish seems like such a nasty food we should all hate, but we love it.


[28 Jul 2005|05:40am]

i could eat these everyday until i puked.

may i recomend the chicken with real honey.

a _random quote [20 Jul 2005|10:12pm]

What is the difference between a slut and a bitch???

Slut: a bitch who has had way more sex than I have

Bitch: a slut who will sleep with anyone but me.

[15 Jul 2005|10:45pm]

There is Ass in Grass and Cock in Cocktail,but no cunt in pussy.

[13 Jul 2005|05:30pm]

most confusing bumper sticker of the day week month year decade millennium:

make Poland the 51st state.


(that only the poster can hear.)

they say the clothes maketh the man
soldier why you wear your pants
so tight, your boots so long
a shiny badge to make you strong

soldier git ready for a fight
in your jacket black as night
in your boots so big and tall
mister git ready for a fall

officer put me all at ease
a holster's where you keep your peace^ (piece)
hold it in your lawful hand
and then you tell me your the man

officer hold me close and tight
on a cold december night
doing me wrong that feels so right
beneath a cold electric light

please let me take another bite
just one kick and say goodnight
your boots so long your legs so strong
singing your football victory song

^ i think it should be PEACE,
as Vic is such a clever metaphorical chap.

because he got high. [12 Jul 2005|07:48pm]

[ mood | weird ]

my pet!

[12 Jul 2005|08:36pm]

God told me to join

i ♥ jesus spam. [12 Jul 2005|05:30pm]


[18 Jun 2005|08:40pm]

Please check out our community. http://www.livejournal.com/community/for_your_eyes/

We have two projects ongoing at the moment, The Pages Project and the Alternate Book Project. Both projects encourage people to participate and add contribution. You may write, draw, do anything as long as you honestly express who you are. If you check out the community we have several Pages scanned showing other people's contributions, and if you look around you will find all the information you need to know for each project. Thanks for taking the time to read this.

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