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THERE'S GREEN JELLO IN MY FRIDGE!!!!!

 

Other than that my band Stoned Mullet (check us out man!) have a Random Song with the Random Solo. Coincidence? I think not..

Beware of the gnomes....

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Hey i um well i had a question for Reknowned Dr. Pemdas Brinclhof and um this is what he sent me in repley i think it should be done, so we can set some standards for mocking eachother and what not, just answer honestly and annonomusly please. thanks.


Dear Super Coo' Geek,

I am so glad you came to me about this issue. While it is true most people feel they may be inadaquate there is no real definitive data on the subject. So to help you and all others who may wish to know where exactly they messure up (sorry not the best choice of words), i have made up this rather lengthy survey for you to post in your web journal. Post it in your journal and have others do likewise, then E-mail me all results and i will try to use the reasearch to, once and for all, put a stop to fears and rumors on the subject. Please have everyone answer, onl;y once so the data can be accurate, and annonomusly to incourage honesty. This is actually two surveys, one for men and one for women.

Men's Survey
1) How old are you?
2) How tall are you?
3) What do you wheigh?
4) What is your natural hair color?
5) What color are your eyes?
6) How big is your penis when limp?
7) How big is your penis when erect?
8) On average how many times do you masturbate a week?
9) Is there any certain time you masturbate? If so when is it?
10) What is your ethnicity?
11) What is your sexual preference?
12) What is the farthest you have ever gone with a partner?
13) Have you ever receved oral sex?
14) Have you ever given oral sex?
15) Have you ever had annal sex?
16) Are you a virgin? If not then when did you lose your virginity?
17) How many times have you had sex?
18) How many different sexual partners have you had?
19) What do you consider to be the ideal height of your sexual preference?
20) What do you consider to be the ideal wheight of your sexual preference ?
21) What do you consider to be the ideal hair color of your sexual preference?
22) What do you consider to be teh ideal eye color of your sexual preference?
23) What do you consider to be the ideal size of your sexual preference's breasts (and/or penis)
24) What size shoe do you wear?
25) From knucle to finger tip how long is your middle finger?
26) What is your eyesight?
27) What social clique do you belong to or consider yourself as belonging to?

Women's Survey
1) How old are you?
2) How tall are you?
3) What do you wheigh?
4) What is your natural hair color?
5) What color are your eyes?
6) How big are your breasts?
7) What social clique do you belong to, or consider yourself as?
8) On average how many times do you masturbate a week?
9) Is there any certain time you masturbate? If so when is it?
10) What is your ethnicity?
11) What is your sexual preference?
12) What is the farthest you have ever gone with a partner?
13) Have you ever receved oral sex?
14) Have you ever given oral sex?
15) Have you ever had annal sex?
16) Are you a virgin? If not then when did you lose your virginity?
17) How many times have you had sex?
18) How many different sexual partners have you had?
19) What do you consider to be the ideal height of your sexual preference?
20) What do you consider to be the ideal wheight of your sexual preference ?
21) What do you consider to be the ideal hair color of your sexual preference?
22) What do you consider to be the ideal eye color of your sexual preference?
23) What do you consider to be the ideal size of your sexual preference's penis (and/or breasts)
24) What size shoe do you wear?
25) From knucle to finger tip how long is your middle finger?
26) What is your eyesight?
27) Approxametly at what time do you menstarate each month?


Dear poster of this survey please forward all responces to DrPemdasBrinclhof@yahoo.com for the most accuate results.


-Dr. Pemdas Brinclhof

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Yup, school's out for the rest of this week and the whole next week!

Me and the family are going to Maine for some time for X-mas and to spend some good quality fun time with the cousins. Ha!
Nah, it will be fun though. My aunt got me THE SIMS 2!!! Omg! I can't wait to play it!
My whole vk's gonna consist of playing that game..omg..its gonna rock so hard! :p

Lol, yup. So thats it i guess. My dad's gf&family are going to visit their family down in mass..fun times..so i probably wont be updating for a while..

Bye everybody and Happy Christmas!!
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    Grandma got runover by a reindeer...

So..today, today, today..

Today was okay..I guess..

In algerbra today we learned how to make origami frogs. They're soo cute! And then we're in the process of making a kite..why you ask? I have no idea.
In English we had the 3 groups that needed to finish, finish. Then we read more of The Tradegy of Julius Caesar. Holy hell, that is a very lame as book. I think someone needs to re-write all of Shakespeare's plays, and anybody else's who has more then 45 characters and talks like they did in the 1700's. That would make reading them a whole lot easier!
Then in Spanish we took our quiz on everything! But it was easy-peasy and afterwards we sang, or what you could call singing, our song that we're gonna "teach" to the French pplz tomorrow during our party. "Woot", how fun shall that be?
Lunch was awesome! They actually didn't burn the chicken nuggets! I think you could actually call them *looks around* good. *Runs away*
In chorus it was awesome as well. We didn't do anything but play a game which involves guessing the first couple of words to a christmas song. It was actually pretty good.
For example: GGRBAR = Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer
Get it? Be pretty silly if you didn't.
Anyways...
Global was blah. We finished the rest of Gandhi and then we took a short quiz on it. And then we have this huge unit test tomorrow. God damnit, I've been dreading these stupid things. I wish they would just go away forever!! Ahh...
Anyway, that was my fun-filled day so far. Byes..
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    Simple Plan ~ I don't wanna grow up...

Not as great...

well..the movie wasnt that great as the commercials put it out to be..
i didnt know that the movie was gonna be all of the books instead of one movie per book..they shoulda done that instead..blah..w/e it was still okay.. Sunny B. was a cutie pie..and Violet B. & Klouse (sp?) B. are good actors. Now, for Jim Carrey. He SUCKED! He was the worst actor in that whole stupid pathetic movie! Hah, Jk. He was awesome. His characters were so funnay it made me giggle a little. :p

Okay, so thats the movie review for today..till the next entry..lataz
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    GoodCharolette is repeating a line in my head.So predictable