April 30th, 2005

Stewardess.

Spin Magazine's Ultimate List Issue

I found this amusing:

In Spin magazine's "Ultimate List Issue 2005," they had "Five Entries from Thom Yorke's Joke Book for Kids."
And they are...

1. 
Q:  Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:  Because he was a thoughtless automatron.

2. 
Two guys walk into a bar.  The first guy says, "Hey, man, you kinda remind me of a robot."  The second guy replies, "Yes.  And that is why I control you."

3. 
Q:  What is black, white, and red all over?
A:  A slaughtered zebra.

4. 
A man walks into a doctor's office with a pelican on his head.  The man asks, "How do I get this pelican off my head?"  The doctor replies, "The ice age is coming."

5.
The Pope, a Hasidic Jew Mystic, and Jesse Jackson are on an airplane at 50,000 feet.  Suddenly, the engines start to fail.  They go to the back of the plane to locate the parachutes.  However, they only find a bunch of books about airline disasters.  The plane crashes.  End of Joke.

I thought that was very funny.