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"This is serious. Honesty box serious."
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[28 Feb 2008|09:33pm] |
me: i saw a cute cap today...that i wanted
evie: a cute what?
me: cap
evie: i thought u said a cute cop...that u wanted. i was like, he must've been real cute.
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[26 Feb 2008|09:44pm] |
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Me: Your Mom!
My Brother: Ummm...it's your mom too.
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Friend: What?!? you were cheating?
Me: No, I was just utilizing my resources.
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Me: And then I saw two twins walking down the street.
Friend: The term "twins' usually implies two, you don't have to say it.
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Weird guy in homeroom: I'm so hungry.
Teacher: bring a snack.
Guy: What's a snack?
Me: Are you serious?
Guy: Yes, what is a snack? Hurry up, I'm hungry.
Me: Does being hungry prevent you from knowing what a snack is?
Guy: No, I guess not...
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**I run into a stop sign**
Friend: Ummm...those signs imply for you to stop.
Me: thanks for the support.
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[20 Feb 2008|08:18pm] |
during Red-Alarm Drill
student: What are we supposed to do if there ever actuall is a guy with a gun or a knife?
teacher: See that cup of scissors right there? There's one for each of you? Me? I'm gonna get the heck out of here.
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[26 Nov 2007|05:31pm] |
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Teacher, about a student writing a note: I will rip that up and make you eat it!
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[16 Nov 2007|11:06pm] |
"Come on guys, think. Imagine that you're Stalin with your mustache and your paranoia and your little glass of vodka. When you're not sending your own people to the gulag, what are you concerned with?"
- History Professor discussing the Conference at Tehran
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[06 Aug 2007|10:14pm] |
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LOL! so yeah I love funny quotes.
So here goes one I heard from my dad yesterday. I hope its funny for you guys!
"Listen to the children. They are our future. The have a lot of wonderful things to say!
Kid: (screaming) WAAAAAHH!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY TOY!!!!!
Mom: SHUT UP!!!! AND GO TO YOUR BEDROOM!!!!!"
I dont think its exaclty a quote, my dad said it just like that, and I wrote it down.
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[12 Feb 2007|08:04am] |
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*during the lockdown drill* (In case someone comes to the school shoting everybody)
Mr. Freudenburg: Now if Someone manages to get through the doors, I have a bunch of compasses right over there you can attack them with.
Bret: Wait??? You want us to do Math???.... Band Director: Drummers!! What are you doing?
Drummers: Nothing. All the parts are covered. We have nothing to do in this song.
Director: Well find something to hit! Anything to hit!!..... no no. I said something...not someone.
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[31 Jan 2007|12:59am] |
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Kerry: Didn't [Sylvia Plath] commit suicide by sticking her head in her oven while baking a cake? See, that's just not good....
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[29 Jan 2007|09:25pm] |
My persuasive essay for my final exam in enriched english, summed up into 21 words
"Piggy was the character that changed the most.
He changed the most because he went from alive to dead
The end."
Mr. Krysiak-"And there's this little monkey that can fit in your hand that only grows in a tiny part of the Amazon Rainforest..."
Drew:"It grows.?"
Mr. Krysiak-"See that's the problem with America. We're all on either crack or prozac."
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[11 Jan 2007|10:44pm] |
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Not many quotes have been posted for awhile, so I decided to fix that. Once again I dug through my journal to find all my quotes of the days from the past month or so. I put them all here. Enjoy!!!
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[09 Dec 2006|12:02pm] |
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"Yeah, well I went to bed before I did."~My aunt, Leslie.
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[09 Dec 2006|11:58am] |
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"Pardon me, but I have a dancing penguin in my head."
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[08 Dec 2006|07:47pm] |
Student: I can't draw a straight line.
Teacher: That's okay. We won't penalize you for not being straight.
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[30 Nov 2006|12:56am] |
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In Economics we have two teachers(I dont really Know why)...but one of them only shows up when they feel like it....
Justin: Ms. Salters...Where is Ms. Robeck? Is she gone on Crack days or something?
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[29 Nov 2006|11:47am] |
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~First table of the night. 2 of the 3 had already ordered. (I'm a waitress at Pizza Hut)
Me: And for you ma'am?
Lady: The meatloaf.
Me: Oh, the Meat Lover's?
Lady: No, the meatloaf.
Me: (pause) Ma'am, we don't have meatloaf.
Lady: Well, I'll take whatever's in that picture then, and you can bring me a salad.
Me: I can add on a one trip to your pasta for $1.99 and you can go up to the salad bar and make it yourself.
Lady: No, I'll just take the salad bar. ~Answering the Phone.
Lady: Do you have any specials?
Me: (telling her all the specials. there's like 6 of them)
Lady: Well, do you have any deals?
Me:...um, yeah. (repeated what I just said)
Lady: Oh, well I guess I'll have to call you back.
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| Hello all. |
[25 Nov 2006|01:36am] |
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I just joined this community, and I was rather pleased I could find a nice Home for my Quote of the Day journal. I have been Putting my Qotds into my Lj entires for well over a year and now I have a pretty decent collection of weird/funny things my friends and teachers say. Anyway...I assembled my collection for your enjoyment. You can read it or dont read it. The choice is yours.
( Quote of the dayCollapse )
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[16 Nov 2006|12:26pm] |
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*At work, and for some reason, people are talking Spanish. Kent-Donde esta la biblioteca?
Me-Up the road.
Kent-Me gusta el gato de azul.
Me-You have a blue cat?
Kent-Mas o menos.
Me-Hmm, ok.
Kent-El Chipicabra es aqui!!!
Me- The what?
Matt-Stop translating damn it!
Me-Sorry, I just can't remember how to answer back in Spanish.
Zach-Are you guys still talking Spanish?
Kent-Si, Senor.
Zach-oh my god.
Matt-Alalalala La La La La!!!!!
Zach-(falls to the ground in laughter)
Me-umm, I'm not sure that was Spanish...
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| Bad pun 2.0 |
[15 Nov 2006|04:32pm] |
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Dad: I'm glad I lifted [Claire's] spirits. I meant to be Claire-buoyant.
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