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FROM 'SOAP' (Comedy TV show, 1977-1981)
Between Jodie Dallas and Jessica Tate, discussing gays in history in the first epsiode of season two.

Jodie: Alexander the Great was gay. Plato was gay...

Jessica: PLATO?!

*Jodie nods*

Jessica: Mickey Mouse’s dog was gay?

Jodie: Aunt Jessica, would you be very offended if I didn't continue this conversation?

--later--

Jessica: Mickey Mouse had a gay dog?

Jodie: You didn’t know?

Jessica: First I heard of it.

Jodie: Oh, yeah. *leans forward* Goofy was his lover.