'i've had plenty of joe jobs, but nothing you could call a career. lets just say I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets'
'its me. its your sam. dont you know your sam?'
'fire bad.tree pretty'
-Grad day 2,Buffy
'hummers.natural turnoff. I like guys who can remember the words'
'well i wish i could be my brain just aint what it used to be'