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Opening Post

Welp, I guess this is the first real post, so I'm going to have the lyrics to a few of my favorite Princess songs...





Princesses on Parade

Every single princess on the planet
Prayed to be invited to the ball
Every Portia, Guinevere and Janet
Would come by coach or boat to be here
Most would swim the moat to be here
Just to be at this historic gala
Girls would walk around or even crawl
Rumour is that at this joyous scene tonight
The prince will choose his future queen tonight

Beauty and glamour and breeding unmatched
Princess on parade
Lovely, enthralling and all unattached
The hoi polloi and those well-bred agree
Each enjoy a royal pedigree
Born for success, each possesses a spark
Each a remarkable maid
Boy oh boy these royal highnesses
All have pluses, they've no minuses
Gaze upon
Princess on parade

This is the likely occasion
When the heir to the throne picks a wife
This may be the day when Prince Derek will say
"Where have you been all my life?"
Brilliant, beguilling, the smiling brigade
Princess on parade
Each the pride of her community
Each a golden opportuniy
Just the thought that crown Prince Derek'll
Face his choice and he's hysterical
Gaze upon
Heap praise upon
Princess on Parade



You can Learn to Do It


You were born in a palace by the sea.
A palace by the sea?
Could it be?
Yes, that's right.
You rode horseback when you were only three.
Horseback riding? Me?
And the horse...
He was white!
You made faces and terrorized the cook!
Threw him in the brook!
Was I wild?
Wrote the book!
But you'd behave when your father gave that look!
Imagine how it was!Your long-forgotten past!
We've lots and lots to teach you and the time is gonig fast!
All right...I'm ready!
Now, shoulders back and stand up tall
And do not walk, but try to float.
I feel a little foolish.
Am I floating?
Like a little boat!You give a bow.
What happens now?
Your hand receives a kiss!
Most of all remember this:
If I can learn to do it, you can learn to do it.
Something in you knows it --
There's nothing to it!
Follow in my footsteps, shoe by shoe!
You can learn to do it too!
Now, elbows in and sit up straight
And never slurp the stroganoff.
I never cared for stroganoff!
She said that like a Romanov!
The Samovar.
The caviar.
Dessert and then goodnight?
Not until you get this right!
If I can learn to do it
If he can learn to do it
You can learn to do it!
You can learn to do it
Pull yourself together
And you'll pull through it!
Tell yourself it's easy
And it's true!
You can learn to do it too!
Next, you must memorize the names of the royalty.
Now here we have Kropotkin
Shot Potemkin
In the Botkin.
Oh!
And dear old uncle Vanya loved his vodka
Got it Anya?
No!
The Baron Pushkin
He was...?
Short!
Count Anatoly
Had a... ?
Wart!
Count Sergei
Wore a feathered hat.
I hear he's gotten very fat.
And I recall his yellow cat!
I don't believe we told her that.
If you can learn to do it,
I can learn to do it!
Don't know how you knew it
I simply knew it!
Suddenly I feel like someone new...
Anya, you're a dream come true!
If I can learn to do it
You can learn to do it!
You can learn to do it.
Pull yourself together
And you'll pull through it!
Tell yourself it's easy,
And it's true --
You can learn to do it,
Nothing to it!
You can learn to do it too!

Cinderella

[GALLERIA:]
When I was just a little girl,
My mama used to tuck me into bed,
And she'd read me a story.

[CHANEL:]
It always was about a princess in distress
And how a guy would save her
And end up with the glory.

[DORINDA:]
I'd lie in bed
And think about
The person that I wanted to be,

[AQUA:]
then one day I realized
The fairy tale life wasn’t for me.

[CHORUS – ALL:]
I don’t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free (Come and set me free)
I don’t wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
On a horse of white
Unless we're riding side by side
Don’t wanna be
No, no, no one else.
I’d rather rescue myself.

[ALL:]
Someday im gonna find Someone
who wants my soul, heart and mind
Whos not afraid to show that he loves me
Somebody who will understand im happy just the way i am
Dont need nobody taking care of me
(i will be there)I will be there for him just as strong as he will be there for me
when i give myself then it has got to be an equal thing

[CHORUS – ALL:]
I don’t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free (Come and set me free)
I don’t wanna be like Snow white waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
on a horse of white
Unless we're riding side by side
Don’t wanna be
No, no, no one else.
I’d rather rescue myself.

[ALL:]
I can slay (I can slay) my own dragons. (My own dragons)
I can dream my own dreams. (My own dreams)
My knight in shining armor (shining armor) is me.
So I'm gonna set me free.

[CHORUS – ALL:]
I don’t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody to come and set me free.
I don’t wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
On a horse of white
Unless we're riding side by side

I don’t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody (oh -Oh) to come and set me free.
I don’t wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
on a horse of white
Unless we're riding side by side
Don’t wanna depend
on, no one else.
I’d rather rescue myself.

I don’t wanna be like Cinderella,
Sitting in a dark, cold, dusty cellar,
Waiting for somebody (oh -Oh)to come and set me free.
I don’t wanna be like Snow White waiting
For a handsome prince to come and save me
on a horse of white
Unless we're riding side by side
Don’t wanna depend
on, no one else.
I’d rather rescue myself




Uhh... that's all I can think of right now. Hmmm....

If you can think of any, please post!
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