64 x Legend
58 x The Princess Bride
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Title: The Dread Pirate Roberts
Rating: R, for scenes of a sexual nature, and violence (but not at once)
Word Count: 3, 435
Characters: 4th Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley, the Cook of the Revenge, mentions of Buttercup.
Disclaimer: The Princess Bride was written by
William Goldman S. Morgenstern. I intend no offence towards the Florinese satirist, or that nice man who made the movie. Certain lines of dialogue are taken from the book itself, namely, pages 184-187. But mostly it’s just me, and my insane brain, as per usual.
Warnings: SLASH. If that offends you, DON’T READ.
Spoilers: If you haven’t read the book or seen the movie (in which case, INCONCIEVABLE! How could anyone have not at least seen the movie?!) you should probably skip this.
A/N: I cannot believe that there is no slash fic of The Dread Pirate Roberts/Westley ANYWHERE. Roberts spared his life, they sailed together on a ship for years, and then Roberts handed over the title to Westley! Subtext, much?
Anyhoodle, I had to write this. I hope I’m allowed to post this here, if not, it’s fine if you delete it.
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