heh. tarzan images just popped into my head. flying through the jungle on vines, leaping off waterfalls, taming wild beasts, and woops his shirt ripped off. that's just too bad.
also, this is just funny.
Here's the latest rumor on Paris Hilton: We hear she just took her new boyfriend to Aruba. Her boyfriend is also named Paris. Nick Carter, the guy she used to date says, "How convenient. She loves to call out her own name during sex. This way she won't offend anyone." That's not quite true, Paris has vacationers in an uproar. They say the manager of the hotel had to come to their suite and ask them to keep the noise down because of their "workout".
x-posted to my journal.