Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a penguin named Danny Doughnut......One day, Danny met a platypus named Mayonaise (who, by the way, was a hot piece of ass). Their first date was very romantic. They talked for hours on end, and when it was time for the date to come to a close, they leaned in for a good night kiss. Well, it was a damn good kiss, and it soon led to a whole lot more. Danny's igloo even started to melt! Anyways, nine months later a beautiful baby ducky popped out. So that's the story of PLP...yes, it's completely wack. Who the fuck cares??