One: I went shopping at Victoria's Secret today, and the lady there was all, "Can I measure your breasts?" Best saleslady encounter EVER! Of course I said yes, because that's just cool, and I discovered what we supsected all along: The exsquisite rare miniatures are 36B! Whoo!
Two: I bought pink panties. YAY!
Three: Dana and I now are charging money for making out, and the only people that get discounts are Emily, Dixie, and Steve! Because I said so! SKIPPY does not get a discount. HA!
Four: Mary has sex lined up for the summer! Here's my plan:
Plan A: Make amends with CJ, then do him while in SLC.
Plan B: Have it McNick's way!
Plan C: That JTT-looking guy that Dana and Paige and Dixie want me to do...I might try and do him.
Plan D: Ahh...he reads my LJ, so I don't want to mention his name. Dixie knows who I'm talking about. Won't say more here. ;-)